2/05/2009

Rock of Love, You Dirty Rat!

Katherine H. has her one on one date tonight. That leaves Kat, Anne B. and Jane home alone together. Kat seems to be kind of a loner, but she did make friends with a little rat she found in the kitchen. She got a little cage for him and everything. She says she loves all living things. The rest of the girls think she's a bit of a wacko.

Meanwhile...

Henry took me on the most amazing dinner cruise! The weather was amazing too! So was Henry. He's so dreamy.
We talked about everything including a possible future together. I told him that I don't want kids and I think he found that refreshing. He doesn't seem like he's really into kids.
At that point, the date came to an abrupt end.
Katherine H. got back from her date and was bragging about how much fun they had. For having such a great time, they sure got back pretty early.
I know Henry sees through her. She is so trashy. She comes from the Hampton Court Trailer Estates, for Christ's sake! I'll bet her dowry is a hubcap and a case of Miller Lite. Loser!

Jane and I got along pretty well tonight. She's a pretty cool chick.
Kat's weird. She stayed upstairs all night and played with her little rat, Stuart.


Tomorrow is an important elimination, so the girls go to bed early in anticipation of a long day to come. They have no idea of the tragedy about to strike.

First thing in morning, the remaining women were summoned to the Great Hall.



It was so weird, because everyone was acting funny. I knew something terrible had happened.
Where was Kat?
It turns out that Kat got the Black Plague last night. She was taken away this morning.
How does this effect me? Does this mean that there isn't going to be an elimination today?!


This is great! No elimination today! I'm in the top three!!
I think I will take care of Stuart for Kat. Maybe that will make Henry think I'm a caring person. Yes! I'm so in the top two fo' sho'!

83 comments:

Anonymous said...

They really should call this show, "Rock of Lust."

It must be so hard (pun intended hahaha) for poor Bret Michaels to have to spread his love, I mean lust so far.

Real hard.

*rolls eyes*

ReformingGeek said...

Oh the innocence of the Middle Ages. Poor wittle Stuart the rat.

Awesome story!

Anonymous said...

The Black Plague!? Didn't see that coming.

The Self-Deprechaun said...

I love Jane Seymour!

I want some more cat-fights and rolling around and clothes ripping.

I better stop before I get too excited and get lodged into my desk.

Anonymous said...

the black death is for sluts!

Unknown said...

I can't wait for the next episode. The Black Plague overnight? I think I smell a Stuart!

Ash said...

Urg - I've got to catch up on all the drama!!

Can I get this forwarded to my TiVO?

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