2/24/2009

Let's Do This!

I have a friend/comedian named Harris Bloom. He's gonna be big, but he needs my very important help. It is a little known fact that Will Ferrel got his start on this very blog. I am the reason he got enough of a following to be recognized by SNL. We went to college together and he begged me to use my influence with the American public to get him famous. Bing, bang, boom! He made a nice career for himself. It worked out well for me, because he agreed to pay me 20% of his earnings for the rest of his life. It will be great when I start getting that money. He has explained to me that there is a small glitch in his bank account and as soon as it's cleared up I will be swimming in cash!

Here's where Harris Bloom comes into the picture. He is hilarious and I think he needs some attention. All you have to do is vote for him here.

http://www.like2laugh.com/comics/comedian.php?ent=Harris%20Bloom

The good news is that is takes two seconds, you don't have to register and you need to do it every day. By putting this information up on my site, Harris has agreed to give me 20% of all future career earnings. He doesn't know this yet, but as soon as he reads this, he IS contractually obligated.

I even got my good friend, Mr. Tom Cruise in on it.


And Joe Sixpack...


And religious assholes...


My butt...

My apologies to Mrs. Harris, but I never miss an opportunity to show off my booty.

Please vote for Harris! This has nothing to do with the fact that Mr Bloom has these negatives in a secure location somewhere in the tri-state area.



22 comments:

Jen said...

Voted!

Queen-Size funny bone said...

voted...

Kirsten said...

Thanks guys!!

Da Old Man said...

Voted, and now is he contractually committed to giving me 20%, also?

Quirkyloon said...

Okay I voted and can I say this?

You have a nice as..I mean butt!

Lemme guess you do the Gazelle (Tony Little)?

hee hee

ReformingGeek said...

Well, if Tom is on it, there should be no problem. ;-)

Also, I see that wiggly squiggly pole dancing has paid off for you!

Kirsten said...

@da old man-Yes, he is obligated to you as well.

@quirky-I owe my butt to the gazelle. Good eye!

@reforming-Thanks for noticing my fabulous butt!

David said...

I be lovin' me some Harris Bloom.

I also am quite taken with your lacy thong.

unfinishedrambler said...

Harris is really pimping himself out, but you know what? He needs to do that. He's one of my favorite comedians. Really. He's asked me to pimp him out too, and as soon as I "feel the funny" myself, I'll give him a shout out too. But yours, definitely trumps mine, especially with the thong. Damn, girlfriend. ;)

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Hilarious! I voted! :)

Kirsten said...

@david-Thanks! That thong is quite popular!

@unfinished-I had to pull out all the stops! :)

@stacy-thanks for the vote!

Mary Moore said...

Ummm, OK.

I want a cut though.

Promise?

The Self-Deprechaun said...

Hot booty mama!

I'll vote for you too!

You are pretty good at this PR thing. The list of your successes will surely continue. When you get Will Ferrell's 20% and when Nigerian Prince you found on Craigslist actually sends you back the money you lent him threefold, please adopt me.

Cuddlepie said...

I voted for you because you are such a good friend - anyone willing to devote that much time and effort with photoshop deserves me to do their asking!

Kirsten said...

@mary-Okay! You get a cut too!

@deprechaun-I'll adopt you. I'm kinda like angelina jolie, but better looking.

@cuddlepie-Thanks!!

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

Nice ass.

Off to vote.

Harris said...

thanks so much!

btw - you can vote DAILY till 3/1 - (and it really does only take two (maybe three) seconds tops!

thanks again Kirsten..as well as your army of fans!

harris

Kirsten said...

@petra-thanks! i get that all the time.

@harris-watch out! I have tens of fans!

Grant Miller said...

I didn't think Tom Cruise swung that way, if you know what I mean.

Dave said...

I voted for Harris too!

Dave said...

I voted for Harris too!

Harris said...

Hey Dave et al,

THANKS!

(keep voting)

harris