I was born a small child in the year 1969. '69 just happens to be the Year of the Cock. There are so many jokes there that I don't know where to start. Please insert your own. I'm too mature for that.
"What a big cock you have!"
It's right about now that you all feel terrible about not getting this newly minted cougar anything. Here is where you can make up for that. I am giving you all permission to write about me or birthdays or 69 or cocks on Monday. The least you can get me is some linky love so I can stop having a mid life crisis for a minute. It might stop me from buying a Ferrari, getting a boob job and sexually harassing young men.
Let's make this fun. The best post will get 1000 Entrecard credits from the birthday girl!
I dare you to do it!