What Mid Life Crisis?

I am going to have to stray from the scheduled Rock of Love programming in order to tell you about the upcoming catastrophe. The world might actually stop spinning on Sunday, February 8th. As you all know, it's my 40th birthday. I'm sure you have been preparing for this for a long while and here it is!

I was born a small child in the year 1969. '69 just happens to be the Year of the Cock. There are so many jokes there that I don't know where to start. Please insert your own. I'm too mature for that.

"What a big cock you have!"

It's right about now that you all feel terrible about not getting this newly minted cougar anything. Here is where you can make up for that. I am giving you all permission to write about me or birthdays or 69 or cocks on Monday. The least you can get me is some linky love so I can stop having a mid life crisis for a minute. It might stop me from buying a Ferrari, getting a boob job and sexually harassing young men.

Let's make this fun. The best post will get 1000 Entrecard credits from the birthday girl!


I dare you to do it!


Da Old Man said...

Shouldn't the post be on your birthday?

Queen-Size funny bone said...

oh your all set because 40 is the new 20 so you actually don't have to panic until you are 60. then you actually are 40.

Sparkleneely said...

I just went through it... and I promise, it's not so bad. Sometimes I freak out thinking, OMG, I am FORTY and think about how I'm supposed to be an adult and blah blah blah... but then I turn on "Rock of Love" or whatever and realize that it's FINE. And I still get zits, so WTF is THAT about? ;)

And remember Holly Golightly said that it's tacky to wear diamonds before you're 40, so there you go.

Have a fabulous birthday!

ReformingGeek said...

Get ready for short-arm disease and CRS (can't remember shit).

Not really. 40 is easy.


Anonymous said...

"It might stop me from buying a Ferrari, getting a boob job and sexually harassing young men."

What are you complaining about? Now you can go and do those things! And nobody will judge you.

Well on second that...scratch that thought.

It's all downhill from here Missy!

heh heh

Jen said...

40 is great actually, except for the short arm disease, but it is good. You are finally old enough to say what ever you want and screw everyone who doesn't agree. I'd still like the Ferrari and some liposuction but they can keep the boobs. Real or fake they all succumb to gravity after a while. Happy Birthday!

Eudea-Mamia said...

You're not supposed to get short arm disease until 40? Crap, I'm like 3 years ahead of the curve.


Happy, happy 40th!!!

You've GOT to enjoy it - it's pretty much the last "0" birthday that you'll remember.

Elisabeth said...

Happy Birthday!

dani c said...

Well have an awesome birthday !!! Hell with the numbers..unless they're credit card numbers..

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

What's wrong with sexually harassing young men?

Deb@Mommie Mayhem said...

Happy early birthday !

ChupieandJ'smama said...

Happy 40th!!! I turned 39 in Dec. so I feel your pain. How did we get here??? I'm the last of the "year of cock" (Dec 5th 1969) and hubs just thinks thats great. Me, not so much.

Chat Blanc said...

ZOMFG!! I'm a cock loving 69er too!! :P I'll be forty in May so I totally feel your pain. But, I'll admit, I'm glad you're going first. :D Lurves ya b-day girl!!

EastCoastLife said...

Happy 40!
I passed that a few years ago and I didn't even notice! haha....

ettarose said...

Kirsten, I got a few on you and 30 is so much harder than 40. Don't you know life begins at 40? Happy Birthday!

Da Old Man said...

Just so you know, there is an unofficial secondary contest to have the best birthday post between a couple of the bloggers, so even after telling everyone that I won, you need to let everyone know how far behind me they were.

Joel Klebanoff said...

I wouldn't worry about it too much. I'm 56. If 40 is old then I must be having a near death experience. Hopefully I won't die before I get to hit the "Publish Your Comment" button.

LL said...

Waitaminute... you can still ravish me... I'm prime Cougar meat. ;)

Da Old Man said...

I'm dropping a happy birthday link for you.


Matt said...

Happy Birthday Soccer Mom. 40 is a great age, it's the new 30. Live it, love it and be proud of it. I hope you have a great day!!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Kirsten,
Happy Birthday to you.

Crotchety sent me over. Have a terrific day. :)

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dizzblnd said...

All the drinks are on you
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Aoi said...

I wasn't aware that women ever turned 40. I just keep hearing that they are "blurty nine", where blurty is some muttered form of the number 20, 30, 40, or whatever.
Happy B-Day, enjoy the humor of being born in '69, and keep up the great blogging.

Anonymous said...

Pappy Birthday!

Here is my birthday wish for ye!


(I ain't afraid of Da Old Man...bring it ON!)

hee hee

Shinade said...

I heard from a Crochety old man that it's your birthday today!!

Happy Birthday!! I promise you that you don't want me to sing to you.

Oh dear I had my mid life crisis 12 years ago...hey it was fun as soon as they released me from jail...ha...I mean hospital...LOL!!!

Have a great day!:-)

Ann's Rants said...

Happy Birthday, Kirsten! I come via HBDC and Crotchety. Just bringing bday greetings...don't know the first damn thing about entrecard.

Stacie said...

happy birthday!

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Nothing wrong with the boob job. Go for it.

(says a fellow cock. And Bryan Adams sung it best, I think!)

kickassmom said...

Bibs and blenders, my love. Bibs and blenders.

LOBO said...

Happy B-Day!

Sorry I wasn't able to post about it (I'm really jammed for time due to some personal stuff).

Kevin John said...

"What's wrong with sexually harassing young men?"
(or older,IF they have class, like me)

Happy 40th Kirsten!

Anonymous said...

ettarose alerted me to the fact that you're on your deathbed. Relax. Now you can start reading the obituaries to see how many people younger than you have passed away. It will make you feel like a winner every time!

This year I turn 60. Now THAT is the land of no hope and eternal suffering so quit yer bitchin'.

Anonymous said...

p.s. JUST SO YOU"LL KNOW, I'm turning 60 and that photo of me "ain't one of me in my youth". That photo was taken five years ago. . . . there's hope. . . but st 60, your aching joints won't let you reach out and grab it.

Trukindog said...

ettarose said I should drop in and wish ya a happy Birthday...soooo Happy Birthday!

Don't worry darlin I turn 48 next month and it aint so bad, it just means I'm 1 more year closer to the senior citizen discount at Dennys.

Jenn Thorson said...

Happy Birthday, Kirsten! Remember, blogging keeps you young...

It's the Wild Turkey in the pimp cup that ages a girl. :)

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Happy belated birthday! My birthday was the 7th (I only turned 32 though.) So it's nice to meet someone with a birthday close to mine. :) I hope you had a wonderful day.

I stopped by your blog because everyone teases me that I'm a "soccer mom" and I've always thought it was funny. It's great reading your blog, you have some wonderfully witty posts. :)

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