2/12/2009

I Found Debra and Her Husband's Even Better!

Ever since reading about Debra Jackson in the paper, I have been obsessed with meeting her. This might refresh your memory...



I fancy myself something of a redneck anthropologist, so when I read about Debra I needed to find out more. What makes someone want to dress up to go to Wal-Mart, when most of us feel overdressed in a bra?

I bought my plane ticket to Debra's natural habitat, Kentucky. I located what might just be her Wal-Mart and waited for days. I knew she would eventually show herself. It was only a matter of time.

FINALLY!! She presented herself in a long, flowing, pageant-like gown. I approached her slowly. As it turns out, she was very friendly. She was so friendly, in fact, that she invited me out to lunch with her at the Oyster Shack!

As soon as we sit down to eat, she calls her husband, Steve, to meet us. I can't wait to meet him! Apparently, she and Steve do not own a car, so they use a riding lawn mower to get around. He would be arriving is said vehicle. YAY!

We finish our meal. No Steve. We wait, and wait, and wait! No Steve.

We walk down the road towards their trailer. We see an abandoned lawn mower, still running. What could have happened?! Was Steve okay?

It took us hours to figure out what happened. I will make it easy for you and just show you the video. Steve is now my favorite person on earth! Move over Debra.


20 comments:

kickassmom said...

I think Tony needs to go Bless Kentucky! Hate it when I crap my pants while being tased though. Starts the day off just wrong.

David said...

Terrific tie in between the two. Thanks for the laughs

OldWestMom said...

An awesome story!!! I'm a little worried because I'm too hillbilly to even dress up for Wal-Mart!

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VE said...

Ha! Too funny. I don't think that was an actual cop...it looked like Walmart security. Steve probably got too close to the store...

Goddess said...

ROFL! I love the audio!!! Too frickin' funny! EVERY SINGLE LINE!!! HYSTERICAL!!

Da Old Man said...

Steve knows his rights, ya know.

Great video.

Quirkyloon said...

Steve is such a big baby!

I'm sure he's getting some much needed TLC from Debra. I'm sure their stories brought them together to form a union so wrong!

So very wrong!

Heh heh

ReformingGeek said...

I wish he would have finished my lawn first.

beth said...

Police officer in the backwoods of Kentucky has got to be in the top 100 job category for me.

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

Dang. Can't a redneck have a bit of fun, anymore?

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

LMFAO!!!

The Self-Deprechaun said...

HAHA this was great. 'I just want to go to the oyster shack' 'That just made me crap in my pants'

This is what was said during my honeymoon.

kittyconcerto.com said...

"I think I crapped my pants!". That Steve, he's a charmer. LMAO!

dizzblnd said...

I can see why you favor Steve over Deborah. She seems so blah in comparison. I think I am going to hell for laughing hysterically when he got tazed. Thank you for my Friday the 13th laugh

Unfortunate Names said...

the sad thing is I have that printed and posted in my cube!

SWC said...

Dude, don't go down Old Munson Rd.
Those cops be crazy over there....
Steve seems like a stand up guy. I mean, who wants to pour out a fresh bottle of whiskey? Not me.

Florida Girl In Sydney said...

That's just not right-- making him pour out the whiskey. Did the cop not realize he was just going to The Oyster Shack?

Granny Annie said...

How did I miss this last February? The funniest thing ever! The connection with Debra was too good.

Stacie's Madness said...

SERIOUSLY that video, made me pee my pants...

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