I fancy myself something of a redneck anthropologist, so when I read about Debra I needed to find out more. What makes someone want to dress up to go to Wal-Mart, when most of us feel overdressed in a bra?
I bought my plane ticket to Debra's natural habitat, Kentucky. I located what might just be her Wal-Mart and waited for days. I knew she would eventually show herself. It was only a matter of time.
FINALLY!! She presented herself in a long, flowing, pageant-like gown. I approached her slowly. As it turns out, she was very friendly. She was so friendly, in fact, that she invited me out to lunch with her at the Oyster Shack!
As soon as we sit down to eat, she calls her husband, Steve, to meet us. I can't wait to meet him! Apparently, she and Steve do not own a car, so they use a riding lawn mower to get around. He would be arriving is said vehicle. YAY!
We finish our meal. No Steve. We wait, and wait, and wait! No Steve.
We walk down the road towards their trailer. We see an abandoned lawn mower, still running. What could have happened?! Was Steve okay?
It took us hours to figure out what happened. I will make it easy for you and just show you the video. Steve is now my favorite person on earth! Move over Debra.