Rock of Love, The Second Execution

Anne B., Katherine P., Jane and Anne of C. all had the group date today. It started off with a carriage limo ride to the nicest restaurant in England, The Red Lobster. Things were going well until Anne starts hitting the champagne pretty hard...

I knew things were gonna get good when I saw Anne B. downing the drinks like crazy. Everyone knows she can't hold her liquor! Of course, I wasn't going to let this go. When she wasn' t looking, I made sure her drinks were full. She never even noticed! This bitch to so going home!

We had the nicest limo/carriage ride to the restaurant! Henry provided us with the best champagne available! It was so good. Everyone knows I like to have a drink or two in order to unwind. I have a bit of a hollow finger like that! (I know, I need to stop with the finger jokes, but I can't help it.)
The other girls are giving me looks like I'm making an ass of myself or something. Whatever! At least I wasn't acting like a big slut with her ankles hanging out for all to see like Jane! She would! I happen to know that she used to work at Hooters so everyone and his dad has seen her ankles already anyway. Rodeo clown my ass!

Dinner was delightful until Anne B. barfed in the champagne bucket and then passed out cold. She woke up the next morning and said she wasn't drunk. She said she had a bit of the Sweating Sickness and that's what made her make an ass of herself. LOL!

After Anne B. was gone, Katherine P. stormed off because she doesn't believe in eating any kind of meat or fish. We were all served veal and salmon. The last straw was that Henry was wearing a fur. She flipped her lid even though Henry tried to explain that he was wearing a faux fur and that the salmon was not farm raised. She went home early with Anne B. anyway.
I don't know how she is going to explain to Henry that she is a peace activist. It just won't work between those two.

Jane started making the moves on Henry and he was loving it! Anne of Cleves was left there to sit by herself most of the night. He doesn't seem very into Anne of C.

When they got back to the castle, Henry told Anne that he was weirded out by her job. He thinks executions are inhumane. It seems that he could have come up with a better excuse than that!! Everyone knows that she just wasn't good looking enough for him. Goodbye, Anne!!

Now there are only four women left.