Awkward transition...
I have always been unconventional when it comes to my finances. I don't put my money in banks. It's not that I don't trust the man, it's because I like to see exactly what I have. My mattress is a perfectly safe place for my money. The fact that this money hasn't been laundered yet has a tiny bit to do with it too.
People have always given me problems about it. Given the current economic atmosphere, I can rub it in all their faces! Yesterday I got a call from The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences. It seems they are awarding me with The Nobel Prize in Economics!
Immediately click the play button! Fast!
9 comments:
Hilarious. It just so happens my word verification is 'bling'. How relevent, miss money mattress.
Oh, I need that!! The money in the mattress, and the rim shot.
no princess and a pea effects?
Yes I'd be happy to be a guest in your home.
Oh and you are going to give us the master bedroom? How kind.
Yeah, we brought a couple of extra bigs in case we FIND anything worth bringing back!
BTW, THANKS! I won! Yee-haw! I knew incredibly boring couldn't be all bad.
I've always wanted a portable rimshot. Just for those people that don't get it.
Oh you're all modern and all with your mattress money but whatever happened to good old fashioned coffee cans of money buried in the back yard? Never mind the multitude of holes I'm digging as I attempt to recall exactly where I buried that damn can!
Kirsten you're brilliant! now, can you write me into your will? :)
I have an old fashioned water bed. I have to resort to leaving my money in an old pair of hash marked underwear. Kirsten, did you get my message at HBDC?
oh.. nice post, thanks Friend.
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