Contrary to what it may seem, I am actually a good mom. I am very hands-on. So hands-on in fact that I take the kids with me to the local bar in the afternoons. It's a great learning environment for them. First off, there are plenty of tables upon which to do their homework. Secondly, well, that's pretty much it.
Anyway, long story short, I suppose the other patrons where getting a little perturbed with my kids running all over the bar like kids will do. Excuse me for giving my kids some physical activity! I guess the type of person who visits the local dive bar at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, 1 o'clock on Wednesdays, isn't a "kid" person per se. The bar owner, who needs to watch his back, put a sign up that I didn't see until it was too late.
Believe that he (Bradley Moran who lives at 666 Main St., Lakeview, CA-phone number (999)678-5456) made good on that threat.
My kids have been up since Tuesday afternoon with no hope of stopping. And what am I supposed to do with this damn dog???
Being a good parent just doesn't pay off sometimes. :(
65 comments:
That's too funny! LOL
LMBO!
Welcome to the dog eats everything dog world!
I used to tend bar when I was in university and little kids were great.
Because of their size they pass out pretty quickly, and when you roll them for cash and throw them out, it's easy on your back.
Why yes, I do have children of my own.
Oh my. Glad my watering hole embraces children.
We would have issues with a puppy.
crazy lady...lol
Take them to the bar after soccer practice -- OF COURSE! Well, it's too late for me but others can learn by your example.
What a great bar! I might rent a kid just to get free coffee and a new dog! I'll call that guy for some of that free stuff.
I never get a puppy when I take my kids to the bar!
I feel gypped...
LOL! Though I'll have to make sure to steer clear - one dog is plenty for us!
hhahah didn't see that coming and just spit my drink on myself! That was so funny! I mean maybe not for you..... but it could have been worse, he could have given your kids and espresso-filled puppy
How many sugars in the espresso?
Quite a serious threat that. :-D
I love that barman!
Might I suggest a page out of my mother's play book?
If the kids are up late, just leave them and dog outside the bar, keep them busy by making them beg change off of incoming patrons or, my favorite, have them ask people if they want a free puppy.
Since its 2009, you may want to keep the kids in your line of vision, though my mom never did and it didn't seem to detract from her enjoyment.
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