1/26/2009

Rock of Love, Bob Marley Style

The last two contestants to arrive are by no means the least. The first one is Kathryn Howard. I'm not speaking out of turn when I say she's a bit of a slut. Let's be honest, that cold sore speaks volumes. She should bring on the drams! (that's drama to you)



Lastly, we have Katherine Parr. The smell of patchouli oil wafted through the halls signaling the eminent arrival of Kat. A big time hippie for the past few years, Kat might just be the most unique character of the group. She is very proud of the fact that all her clothes are made of hemp. As a matter of fact, she went on for forty five minutes on her audition tape about the MANY uses of hemp. She also listed as her talent the fact that she can make a bong out of pretty much anything.



Kat will definitely rub some of the girls the wrong way. I can't wait to see what happens!

12 comments:

Sorcerer said...

nice post

Granny Annie said...

Well dear Kat should conjur up some pretty good nightmares!

Quirkyloon said...

All her clothes are made of hemp?

Oh I'm sure King Brett will love that....he'll just eat her clothes right off of her.

BTW, can you find out where she bought those? Not that I would ever..ya know...NEVER mind!

ReformingGeek said...

Catty Kat and Hippie Kat. Oh dears. There will definitely be drama.

I love the blue eye shadow.

;-)

Mary Moore said...

I don't watch the show, but I think I really really need to.

Orion said...

Celine Dion or Madonna of the golden days?

I'd rather have the goth chick from the last episode, at least she appears to have character.

Jen said...

This is too much fun!

The Self-Deprechaun said...

Oooh cold sores, bongs, hemp ruffled pirate shirts and those whoopi goldberg glasses. Kirsten, how did you know about weird fetishes. This post spoke to my big throbbing...heart :)

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

hahahahahaha, so sick and fun. I love it.

Unreleased Games said...

That first picture really is quite scary indeed

JuliaD said...

Your photoshop skills are outstanding!

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