1/22/2009

Rock of Love, Let's Not Lose Our Heads


The second contestant arrived at the castle. Her name is Anne Boleyn and she is going to be Catherine's roomie. As you can tell by her picture, she loves tanning beds and experimenting with hair color. She already kind of knows Henry through her little sister, Mary. Mary used to sleep with him and they even have a son together. White trash meter hitting 10 again!



Sparks flew the minute Anne and Catherine met. They both wanted the top bunk. Things ended up getting ugly, Catherine made fun of Anne's extra finger and it was on! Anne is a badass and needless to say, Catherine will be enjoying the bottom bunk for a while.

Stay tuned for the arrival of the next skankalicious babe!

10 comments:

Jenn Thorson said...

Ah, Kirsten- nice to see the Tudor bunch getting the modern treatment. :) Look out for Anne- she's a schemer-- and she just might lose her head over our main man Henry

Orion said...

she is SOOO my type. Does she shave?

Quirkyloon said...

I want to know who her hair stylist is!

That do is soooooo me!

unfinishedrambler said...

You've got issues, hon, you know that, don't you? But I guess (rolling eyes) that's why we keep returning here. BTW, I have an award for everyone, well, sort of today. ;)

Granny Annie said...

Is there anyone who checks on you on a regular basis?

TheFLy said...

Ive been back for a couple of weeks, decided that Id give blogging another go see if I can do it for another year. Im glad to see you around!

buzz buzz

The Self-Deprechaun said...

What a skank and she knows it and loves it just like I love being a skank. Very educational.

Heinous said...

mmm...fuchsia hair makes me hot. The perils of growing up listening to Black Flag.

unfortunate names said...

what a dirty bird

Jane Doe said...

My daughter loves Anne Boleyn so much that she dressed up as her for Halloween, post be-heading. It was funny. She also loves the Tudors, she says it's a great show.

Love your blog!

Jane