12/03/2008

I'm Rolling in it!

I have been getting into this whole blog thing for 6 months now. I have been checking out all kinds of blogs in that time. I sometimes see a widget by Technorati that tells the world how much money one's blog is worth. I see people's blogs worth millions of dollars. I pretty much ignored these until tonight.



I figured that I have been working on this blog for months now, so why not see what Technorati thinks of me? I'm probably worth 12 or 13 million dollars for sure! I was thinking that if my blog is worth even more than that, I shouldn't put the widget on my site. I don't want my bloggy friends to think that I'm better than they are even though I am. I like to pretend that I'm humble sometimes.

So here are my results:


Do not ask me why the type is f*&^ked up. I think it's because Technorati can kiss my ass!!!

UPDATE-On my computer, the type is messed up. I now realize that it isn't on everyone else's, so that last statement didn't make much sense. But it doesn't change that fact that Technorati can kiss my ass!

140 comments:

Da Old Man said...

You blog is not worth 0, it's priceless.

Unknown said...

That must be wrong. I got 21k and yours is better than mine.

GumbyTheCat said...

I think you have to post naked pictures of yourself before Technorati assigns your blog a value ;)

Unknown said...

naked pics or not I'm afraid my blog might be valued in the negative.

But yours??

It's at least worth like $127.50 in my eyes.

I mean really how the hell does technorati assign this pretend value? Do you know?

Anonymous said...

I tend to agree w/ Da Old Man! Thanks for the laugh. Have a great weekend!

Kirsten said...

@da old man-You're the best! : )

@heinous-Awww shucks!!!

@gumby-That would explain a lot!

@lee-I have no clue. Obviously! :)

@Maria-Thanks to you too!!

ReformingGeek said...

It was probably some geeky programming error that is showing $0.00. You know, like a missing couple/three digits on the left side of the period. Moron!

Unknown said...

p.s. To explain my value of your blog, that's what I paid per ticket for my latest foo fighter show and that was pretty damn rockin' ... so there ya go...

Anonymous said...

If soccer weren't so popular and there were fewer of you soccer moms out there, then you might have something.
Look into starting the Cricket Mom Files, or The Ultimate Frisbee Mom Files, or The Street Luge Mom Files.
Just an idea.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

whatever. Technorati sucks.

Kirsten said...

@reforming-I know! It was definitely an error on their part!

@lee-That sounds great to me! YOu are too kind!

@dan-I know! My name sucks, but I'm too lazy to change it. I'm liking the street luge idea, though.

@petra-No kidding!

Orion said...

nice... haha

the idio-logic behind something that wrong must have been invented by people with no taste. Either that, or you're blog is sort of like the US nation debt... they don't have a program that can add up the money fast enough.

Anonymous said...

I hate Technorati and all that stuff-- even though I'm "on it". But that doesn't mean, I bow down and worship the site or anything.

I have Google Analytics and lately it's been saying my bounce rates aren't very good. Whatever. I think someone must have missed the title of my blog: Unfinished Rambler. There ain't exactly a point. ;)

Chat Blanc said...

girl you was robbed! but, at least I know now never ever to check the value of my blog, I probably owe the interwebz a butt load of money.

Jenny Grace said...

Don't worry, I'm worth zero too I'm sure.

Michael from dadcation.com said...

I'd totally give a buck for it.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure it's only because the economy is in the shitter. It's not you, it's the country!

Anonymous said...

OMG! That thing is f&cked up.

My word verification is: uriness. NO JOKE!!!

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Too funny.

I bet it was worth a gazillion dollars and rolled over to $0.00, cuz it couldn't handle such a large amount. Which doesn't take away from the fact that they can still kiss your ass! They can kiss mine while they're at it, too.

Anonymous said...

Ouch. Don't worry. It gets better once you start getting some links.

Donnie said...

$27,589 on mine. It's 4 months old so I'm going to sell out in a few more months. The government will probably give me at least a couple of billion!

Anonymous said...

Bad Tchnorati. Very bad. You should be ashamed of yourself! Now apologize to Kirsten and give her blog it's proper value! HRUMPH!

Ash said...

I'd totally ask for a bail out. I hear the government has some type of blank check or something.

Do you take the Yuan?

I see a theme with WV = idsapee

Unknown said...

Kirsten, I am in the same category. :( I think your blog is awesome! Mine also say $0.00 but I am not showing anyone.

Teena in Toronto said...

You tell 'em, Sista!

lunaticg said...

Hi!
Join the club Kirsten.
I am also the $0.00 member.

nice blog.

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