12/18/2008

Secret Santa Can Suck It Again!

We had so much fun doing Bee's secret santa thingy last week that we get to do it again! If you aren't familiar, it's when we get to "give" a virtual gift to another blogger that you would get them if you had the money. I got, Kritta this time. Go check out her blog. It's a hoot!

Anyway, it was just Kritta's birthday and she got a brand new iPod from her very awesome hubby. She needs music to fill that thing. Luckily she has a wealthy and giving friend such as I. I am officially not giving her this iTunes gift card with mad coin on it.



Another thing I learned from Kritta is that her husband, while a great guy, might not be the best driver in the world. Just ask his father-in-law! I found a place where she can send her husband and she can hang out while he's there and go to computer, blogging college. I don't know! I saw this picture and it made me laugh. So kill me.



Do you get the comedy there? I mean, it's kinds silly to have a combo driving school and computer college. Whatever! Like all your stuff is so great.

Besides, this is about Kritta. Another thing I learned about Kritta is that she and her family live in Alaska. She is not from Alaska, so I feel it necessary to warn her about the inherent dangers there. I'll let this sign say it all for me. Please read the whole thing, so you are completely prepared. This is no joke.



14 comments:

Queen Goob said...

"rocky" driving school? LOL

Great job!

Marvel Goose said...

From the Survivor Man Blog...

Black Bear dung also has a musky taste with a note of liquorish and a hint of citrus. Should pair well with a glass of claret or Buffalo Dung Juice, if you have any handy.

Da Old Man said...

That bear sign is a riot. I am "borrowing" it to post at another site.

Awesome post today, BTW. You are the best gift giver ever.

Quirkyloon said...

You gol "dung" done it girlfriend! I love it.

I know you are MUCH younger than me...but if you don't have bells maybe you could carry a boom box playing "Ring My Bell?"

hee hee?

I love the driving/computer school pic. Hilarious!

The Grandpa said...

The bear sign is a classic! :0)

Kritta22 said...

LOL I love them all! Thank you so much!!

You know the saying when a bell rings, an angel gets it's wings...well the fishermen around here say that it's because a bear eats the bell then the fishermen! :)

Again thank you so much! I'm so going to use that itunes and ship my hubby to Rocky's school! LOL That's like having a cooking and beauty school together..."Is this wax or caramel?"

ReformingGeek said...

What great gifts for an Alaskan. I'm going to check out her blog!

Adullamite said...

'Carry pepper spray in case you meet a grizzly?' At the very least I would think!

Elisabeth said...

LOL @ the sign!
My dad went to Alaska for vacation one year and told me about this sign. He said the only problem with that was they didn't have one warning about the moose that are there, too. Yeah, he got chased up a tree by a moose! I told him that at least it wasn't a bear!

Chas said...

That bear sign is too funny. I've been told I resemble a grizzly bear in the morning before I have coffee- maybe I'll post it on my bathroom mirror as a warning for all...

musing said...

The iTunes card is awesome! I'd never do anything anymore but listen to music. :)

Bee said...

HA HA HA! Awesome! That bear sign is hilarious!

Sara said...

Ok, if I am in an area with bears around, I am not lingering about examining their poop, that's for sure!

smithjennife said...

HAHAHAH!!! That bear signed cracked me up!!!