I have a couple of winners today. First off, I think this is a girl. She took her knitting skills to a whole new dork level. Granted, she could have made this by mistake while trying to make a normal sweater, but I don't think this is the case here. I think she knitted herself into not getting any for a long, long time. Congratulations, knitter lady!!
Next, we have a woman with one serious cold. It is so bad that she is willing to forgo the whole procreation thing for it. This woman will never have kids because she needs to blow her nose so damn badly! Congrats to her for her courage!