I have a couple of winners today. First off, I think this is a girl. She took her knitting skills to a whole new dork level. Granted, she could have made this by mistake while trying to make a normal sweater, but I don't think this is the case here. I think she knitted herself into not getting any for a long, long time. Congratulations, knitter lady!!
Next, we have a woman with one serious cold. It is so bad that she is willing to forgo the whole procreation thing for it. This woman will never have kids because she needs to blow her nose so damn badly! Congrats to her for her courage!
Surprisingly enough, there were no male winners today. It's okay guys, there's still next time.
19 comments:
Very funny, but I think the one with the sweater over her head will get some. How can she refuse?
This is perfect for a Monday morning, I'm not sure why but it is...And I am looking forward to some guy contenders, too!
At least they are warm and non-drippy, respectively, that's something. Actually that's stellar for Monday morning.
Strange...so very strange what people come up with that may/may not be handy but is so incredibly goofy.
I could of used that second contraption since I was sick all weekend.
That second photo - it could be worse.
At least she doesn't have that contraption attached to her waist.
Doug's comment is making me go visit his blog - the thought is really making me laugh.
Way to throw in some smiles on a dreaded mooonnddaayyyy.
@ettarose-I guess that's one way of looking at it.
@lidian-I hope you got a monday chuckle!!
@reforming-I know! We have these crazy inventions, but still no cure for cancer!
@queen size-I hope you are feeling better!
@doug-I guess you're right about that one!
@lee-Thanks! Yeah, Doug is definitely worth a visit.
Well, at least these people will weed themselves out of the gene pool.
I totally need the toilet paper thing. Thank God I already have kids, and that I'm not afraid to fly solo.
The first chick, if it's not a girl, has some really, really nice boobs, and I feel weird for getting turned on.
oh come on!! Both of those two hot vixens are getting some tonight!!!!
and by getting some, yes.. i do mean allergy pills, and sweater burn.
C'mon Kirsten, stop kidding around. That's really you isn't it? In both pictures.
Hilarious. I am just waiting for a picture of me in my sweatpants and bedhead to end up here someday...
I love the second picture--it's perfect for a bad hair day.
hahaha c: way funny c:
Clever thing with the sweater. I'll admit I've done that too. Really helps with concentration.
Damn. No guys? You would think we could try a little harder.
@random-You're so right!
@honeybell-I guess if you've already had kids, you're safe!
@mike-We don't know what her face looks like!
@orion-LMAO!! You got me on that one!!
@the human-Don't even joke about that!
@petra-Maybe one day!!
@prefers-that's one way to look at it!
@iceah-Thanks!
@leon-You've done that before?!
@heinous-You guys should try harder.
yeah, I have no sympathy for them whatsoever. keep it up geekiods cuz if I'm not gettin' any. . . wait, that makes me look pretty bad doesn't it. :P
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