12/25/2008

Jesus Doesn't Smoke!


Merry Christmas to all!!!

PS-My mom is trying to stop smoking this year. Is it annoying that I put these all around the house???



Be honest! Am I taking my life into my own hands?

131 comments:

Diana of Diana Rambles said...

I find the ashtray humorous!

Merry Christmas!

Eric S. said...

Congrats to your Mom. That is a very hard habit to kick.

I don't think it would be annoying.

Merry Christmas

Anonymous said...

Guilt is a powerful motivator! Do it!

Jen (momx3lovesbooks) said...

I quit July 2007, it's tough!

Ash said...

Laughter releases endorphins - maybe she can swap on addiction for another?

I think it's hilarious, but I hope she doens't throw it at your head...

that would make a great blog post though. Take one for the team.

Ash said...

"doesn't" - Lord how I hate typos!

*Just Jen* said...

OMG!! I wish that I had those to put around my parents house! BOTH of them smoke! Merry Christmas!!

Vodka Mom said...

Screw her.

Vodka Mom said...

I can't believe I said that. I was kidding you know.


Merry Christmas!!

ReformingGeek said...

You're mom called. She said she's converted to Rastafarian and will be smoking something different in the future.

;-)

Marinka said...

That's hysterical! I love it.

Unknown said...

Whatever get the point across ;)

Gerry Hatrić said...

My aunt is a terrible chain smoker, so one Christmas my parents stuck Do Not Smoke stickers everywhere in the house: on the front door, in the loo, in my aunt's bedroom. They don't speak to each other any more, which if you knew my aunt, is quite something. She would talk for hours to a dead person and not notice.

Granny Annie said...

I was blessed with a miraculous non-smoking cure from four days on morphine after my heart attack in 2003. Prior to that, my attempts to stop smoking on my own would have yielded me turning that ashtray into a projectile. Gives a whole new meaning to "You better watch out..."

Da Old Man said...

I hope it works. I lost both my parents to smoking related diseases.

Anonymous said...

(squeak) (squeak)(squeeek) (squeak)

Queen-Size funny bone said...

priceless, I love it.

Cameron said...

Remove all the ashtrays and replace em with dime bags. Smokin weed is better for you anyway. ;)

Seriously, if she wants to quit she needs to remove the ashtrays!! She should force herself to smoke outside.

Anonymous said...

I love those ashtrays! I need to get some for my hubby! That may actually do the trick. Where on earth did you get those?

U BRING ME JOI said...

no, where can i get a few i'm pleading with my beau to stop too!

I Hate Commercials said...

HA!

Adullamite said...

If they don't work buy a fire extinguisher or two.....

Chat Blanc said...

Totally appropriate! :D

Anonymous said...

Lightning bolt headed your way....

Anonymous said...

She might convert to muslim and put a fatwah on you.

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

I think Jesus would totally agree with you. Go for it. Any little bit of motivation helps, in my humble opinion.

Unknown said...

Oh I really hope she doesn't break those adorable ashtrays........over your ass! Ha ha

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Tina said...

lol i like it!

hope you have a great new year mate

Unknown said...

It seems like it might have a unique effectiveness that Nicorette doesn't. :)

Angi said...

Haha - those ashtrays are hilarious. Just cross your fingers that the nicotine withdrawal is at a manageable level on the day she notices those. ;-)

Jenny Grace said...

I think you should decorate...erm...religiously with those.

Pedaling said...

you are fine, no worries. Jesus has a sense of humor.

i love your header greeting. it's the best, wish i'd thought of it myself.

happy new year to ya!

SWC said...

Okay, I have been turning this over in my mind and frankly, it is keeping me up at night. I could swear that Jesus was a smoker. I mean, I was taught that in my Dianetics training, taught by the man himself, L. Ron.

I have some investigating to do. But I sure hope your mom's quest is fruitful, because I'll take any extra cartons of cigs she might have laying around...

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