3/25/2009

I Dare You to Even Try!

Caption this for 1000 EC credits and the Mom Likes Me Best Award.




56 comments:

Joel Klebanoff said...

So, you think you can flip the bird at me and get away with it, do you?

Eudae-Mamia said...

Fowl!

chris said...

Whoops - it slipped in ... again.

Thinkinfyou said...

That is one big cock!

Quirkyloon said...

Which came first? The chicken or the....?

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

How to choke your chicken in three easy steps.

Have a terrific day. :)

moooooog35 said...

...dad...?

moooooog35 said...

Jim slips by the Olympic substance abuse rules undetected.

moooooog35 said...

Shit like this is why my son doesn't take gymnastics.

Shawn said...

A compelling argument against the theory of evolution.

moooooog35 said...

John McCain's second choice for VP.

Douglas said...

So that's why it was trying to cross the road.

ReformingGeek said...

"Bubba lost the bet."

beth said...

Not interested in plucking those feathers!

The Hussy Housewife said...

This Totally brings new meaning to the phrase, "Cock Block"

He pulled a cock block on his own cock!

This is a lesson to be learned folks...A cock-a-doodle DON'T!

moooooog35 said...

The very next day, Roy was fired from GoldenPalace.com's Marketing division.

LOBO said...

Ah god ... seeing that picture is like having broken glass stabbed in my frontal lobe!!!

I don't have a caption. I'm just going to lay down and wait for The Rapture ...

VE said...

Despite the corporations best attempt to secrecy, the final KFC seasoning is discovered...

VE said...

The Penis - The original pecker picker upper...

Angry Max said...

"The professional sport of Running in the Opposite Direction of Chickens just wasn't working out for the young rookie."

nonamedufus said...

Harlan Sanders nephew and heir "Hopeless" shows the guys at Head Office his time saving method for de-boning a chicken.

David said...

No caption, sorry. But I have to wonder about wearing gloves and a hat considering the other wardrobe lapses. Must be some health code requirement.

Me-Me King said...

"Jackpot!!!"

Staci said...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was taped to some naked guy's crotch.

The Exaggerator said...

A new low in advertising, even by Major Tom's standards

some1nu said...

eww...no wonder cockfighting is illegal in the U.S.

or

this guy kills google's adsense

just bob said...

Cock-a-noodle-few.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

Gives a whole new meaning to choking your chicken.

cIII said...

Caption:

Just a typical Saturday night whit Colonel Sanders and his drinking Buddies.

Or..

Tequila and Absinthe......never a Good combination.

Michael said...

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Me-Me King said...

Obama's Stimulus Package: A Chicken in Every Pot.

Cashmere said...

Just look at my bird hanging!!

Cashmere said...

Okay, since it's not a bird...

Cock it out!!

ettarose said...

The Cock&Balls. The newest addition to the Gym's franchise.

bem69 said...

Oh shit, I accidentally choked the chicken. (lol as if that's possible literally, or is it?)

Bill's Bayou said...

Gordon Ramsey has a nervous breakdown and decides to stuff the chickens in the middle of the restaurant.

cIII said...

Okay. One more.

Only one thing could render a Face like that.

There's another Chicken somewhere. I think it's where Eggs come from.

rubbish said...

Sorry for the late entry and that's not the caption, this is.
Does my bum look big in this?

Chaotically Calm said...

Jim obviously found a better way to stuff the bird!

Stacie said...

"when he said he was chokin the chicken, he really meant, he was chokin the chicken"

smithjennife said...

COCK-a-doodle-doo!!! (Yes, I realize that was lame!) LOL!!!

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