3/18/2009

Caption This, Schoolyard Edition


27 comments:

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Just give me the damn pacifier, and we'll pretend nothing ever happened.

Quirkyloon said...

"Redrum, redrum, Reeeeedruuum!"

Shawn said...

Greg knew then that having a piano keyboard implanted in his chest was a bad idea.

ReformingGeek said...

"I think this is what the babysitter was doing to Daddy last Saturday afternoon."

Cascia said...

I don't know what I would say for a caption on this one. But it doesn't look good!

Nooter said...

the following day jack bauer had to pull his son out of the public school system because all the other children were becoming afraid of him.

rubbish said...

It was the ultimate playground scam, let him think he's winning whilst our accomplice sneaks up behind him with a shank.

Jenn Thorson said...

Ralphie had about all he could stand out of Scut Farkas...

Scut was just lucky the Red Ryder BB gun was left at home today.

Da Old Man said...

"Soccer Mom is the best. Say it beotch. Say it!!!"

I Hate Commercials said...

"Give me your cocktail. Fruit!"

Nessa said...

"If i beat you up,i get another red badge for my cardigan.."

Diesel said...

"You told me bowl cuts were cool, you bastard!"

Me-Me King said...

"Milk coming out of nose is NOT funny."

Bill's Bayou said...

Get off him, Mikey! It's our turn to ride!

Bill's Bayou said...

Fred "The Sled" gives another $1 ride around the schoolyard.

Bill's Bayou said...

Are you sure I'm going to get pregnant like this?

Bill's Bayou said...

"Unlicensed Schoolyard Chiropracty" on the next Geraldo.

Bill's Bayou said...

"Gimme that quarter you swallowed yesterday!"
"Bounce on my belly some more and I'll shoot it through that blue flag on the wall!"

Bill's Bayou said...

The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!

DarthCalenwasMom said...

And if the Heimlich Maneuver doesn't work, just sit on 'em, bounce a few times. That'll do the trick!

kittyconcerto.com said...

I thought the red jackets were supposed to LOSE!

OR

Revenge of the nerds... Kindergarten style.

Barako Brew said...

Kid on top: "Here comes the teachers ... 1,2,3 ... 1,2,3 .... that's how you give CPR buddy just in case you need to save a life or something"

Kid at the bottom: "..U..Un...Uncle".


Ez of Barako Brew

Jen said...

Justice.

Bill's Bayou said...

"Aww, somebody call the waahmbulance!"


(because, you know, it's a scene from "Disney's The Kid" and that's a quote from... ah hell, that flew over your head like a low flying red airplane (because, you know, it's a reference to "Disney's The Kid" and I'm making references to references in parenthetical parenthetical phrases (no, don't ask, I don't have any aspirin for you, but I do have three closing parentheses)))

Stacie said...

"boobie squeeze"

Lola said...

I do NOT look like Danny Bonaduce!

TAKE IT BACK!

ettarose said...

Tase him Bro, Tase him!