12/16/2008

Some Fun with Adolf Hitler!



I came across a charming story yesterday about the Campbell family. It seems that Heath and Deb Campbell are having trouble getting a birthday cake made for their little Adolf Hitler Campbell. Surprisingly enough, their local bakery refuses to provide them with said cake. What's the big deal? These people aren't racist. They explain that they simply don't like races mixing. How much more peace loving and educated can you be? Wait! I know! They can name their other kids, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.

I particularly like the playful misspelling of "Himler".

Let's look at some of their non-hateful home trailer decor:





Heath seems to enjoy whimsically sprinkling swastikas throughout the trailer. He explains that the swastika should not have a negative connotation because it is just a symbol. (huh?)

Let's go outside and check out his car:


Last, but not least, let's check out some of his stunning aryan nation body art:




My friend Captain Dick over at The Bad Ones Hurt Forever might be able to have fun with this one. Check out his blog. It's hilarious!

Anyway, the long and short of it is that the Campbell's showed that bakery and will get their cake from Wal-Mart. That's helpful for them anyway. That way they can get their cake AND their meth lab supplies all in one place!

Before I go, I want to make sure you know that I'm kidding and I think these people are repugnant. I mean, really, who the hell gets their baked goods from Wal-Mart.

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