Black eye prevention.Who knew?
* Wear the appropriate protective gear for any athletic or work-related activity. This will help protect against not only black eyes but also other serious injuries.
* Wear goggles or other eye protection when working, doing yard work, or other hobbies and sports to help prevent all types of eye injuries.
Normally I would think that this guy was just a dork, but now I know that he is simply preventing a potentially painful condition. Although, I didn't read anything about pulling your pants up all the way to your boobs preventing anything.
I see that this gentleman is actively preventing a black eye while enjoying some shopping at Wal-Mart.
I'm considering the helmet below because it has the added safety feature of a strobe light and horn. Now, everyone will know I'm coming and can prepare to give me a safe environment.
I also found a safety suggestion for Chat Blanc:
After shopping for hundreds of helmets, I finally ended up with this one. Thoughts??
23 comments:
awws..the old beer helmet.
Love the beer helmet however it can probably cause black eyes too. :) Have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
guess you have to think ahead and think defensively.
Wearing protective eye wear in Wal Fart is no joke! Elbows, low prices and long ghetto finger nails.... that's all I'm gonna say about that.
Wise decision...hydration is just as important, if not more so, than eye safety. Here's to you!!
I like the one with the protective eye shield. I can actually envision wearing that one while vacuuming my stairs.
The beer hat dude must be from Texas. But wait, we have open container laws here and I bet that counts.
I love the kitty.
@dr zibbs-Yes, it's a classic!
@gwen-You're right! That might cause many problems!
@queen size-Yes! Accidents don't take vacations, you know!
@kitty-You NEVER know what you might find there!
@cameron-Hydration is the name of the game!! You are a smart man, my friend!
@lee-I should have worn one!
@reforming-texans don't care about open container laws! :)
Those dudes might as well walk around naked, no one and nothing would come near, its called prevention of being liked.
I think the beer helmet is prevention of the harmful effects of soberness. ;-)
Do ya think they make a vodka helmet? Do ya??
That beer helmet causes black eyes. I'm pretty sure it's been scientifically proven.
I'd say Le Chat Blanc is planning your long drawn-out agonizing demise for the humiliation of that helmet, not to mention the photographic evidence. That THAT is a LOL CAT in the making right there.
OK, the cat takes the cake!
Wow, that first guys pants are out of control!!! YIKES!!! I love the beer helmet!! I've always wanted one of those, but of course, I would fill mine with diet coke. Yum!! :)
yeah the helmet is nice i lost mine
Oh yeah the beer helmet with Diet Dr. Pepper, I'm all over that!
heh heh
Another funny, funny post!
BTW, I left you something at me blog! Go and get it girlfriend!
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Perfect! Do they make a wine helmet? That would be my helmet of choice...
I just found your blog and I have to say I'm about to pee my pants I'm laughing so much! *uh oh... clean up on aisle 7!*
I had the Asian flu once, but never African American eye.
I LOVES the helmet you found for me!! I iz spethal! =^..^=
I'm thinking the Wal Mart guy probably doesn't wanna get killed in a stampede. Did you hear about that shit? LONG ISLAND, OF COURSE!!!
Sorry about your black eye, mama...I'd just tell everybody I backtalked my babydaddy and 'need to control my sass'.
Can't you just put black makeup on the other eye and go goth for a week or two?
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