Even though they suck almost as hard as UCLA, we will of course make them feel welcome to our fine institution.
Look! We can't have this guy just walk through the gates like he owns the place. He can take his petruli oil and go around the back.
Hippies aside, this should be a good game, if we win. Watch for me on tv! I'll be the one who looks like a cartoon character beating up some tree hugger. I hope I don't end up in jail this time. I got into it with these guys last year. They were trash talking and it was on! Sometimes my intermittent explosive disorder gets the best of me. But, look at them! My grandma could have kicked their collective asses!