Today's your lucky day! I'm back and badder than ever!
First, I want to thank all of you again for your well wishes! I can't believe how great you all are. Believe it or not, you helped my family and me get through a very difficult time.
I have been ignoring my fun, fake life on the internet for way too long. I started slowly by playing Nanny Goats daily trivia game for the past few days. It's pretty fun to play. Go try it sometime. Don't be intimidated by vast knowledge of unimportant facts. I have consistently been ranked in the top 95 percentile the whole time I have been playing. Just try to beat me, bitch.
Before I go, I would like to let you know that a bottle of wine, a facebook account and a sudden interest in asking everyone you've ever met in your life to be your friend is kind of awkward the next day. Don't ask me how I know this.