I Know My Rights!

For those of you not familiar with my blog, I have some good friends called Debra and Steve. Here is some background on them. Anyway, they are a nice white trash couple that I like to check in on every once in a while. Apparently, they have been arguing a lot lately and officers had to pay them a visit AGAIN.

Luckily, Steve is an out of work lawyer who knows his rights! I give you, Steve the lawnmower guy...

Mom's Fave of the Week

As usual, it was pretty difficult to pick mom's favorite this week. I would like to start off with a few honorable mentions.

mooooog35 from Mental Poo had a good one with,

Jim slips by the Olympic substance abuse rules undetected.

Shawn from The Shark Tank said,

A compelling argument against the theory of evolution.

Angry Max from Pterodactyl Puke with,

"The professional sport of Running in the Opposite Direction of Chickens just wasn't working out for the young rookie."

Bill's Bayou with,

Gordon Ramsey has a nervous breakdown and decides to stuff the chickens in the middle of the restaurant.

Rubbish with,

Does my bum look big in this?

And the winner is Staci from Just Blogged with

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was taped to some naked guy's crotch.

Bizarre Accident with Grandma

My grandma is really excited about her new "Hoveround". Ever since she got in an accident and busted up her old one, she has been wanting a new one. Here she is giving me the look of death as I stop laughing long enough to take this picture. Come on! You would do the same.

Anyway, the day has come that she got her new ride. I love my grandma and all, but does she have to ride around looking like eBay threw up all over her?

I Dare You to Even Try!

Caption this for 1000 EC credits and the Mom Likes Me Best Award.

Not Good

I found out yesterday, in kind of a harsh way, that my neighbor hates me. I was really down in the dumps all day long, so I decided to go down to the local bar and have a few. I ran into a friend of mine and we ended up staying out until last call. I don't remember much, but I did drive home and park in the garage. Unfortunately, I parked in that neighbor's garage by mistake. Great! He hasn't seen it yet, but I think he's gonna have a problem with it. How can I play this off?

I'm FOR SURE gonna get a call from the homeowner's association.

Would You Like to be my Neighbor?

My neighborhood is the best! We all get along so well together. For example, I have recently taken up playing the drums. I like to practice late at night in the backyard. My neighbors are really supportive. I can even hear them yelling and singing along while I play.

Wait a minute...

And the Winner is...

It's getting more and more difficult to pick a winner each week! I get so many good ones. Thanks to everyone for participating! For those of you who didn't participate, you'll just have to sit back and reflect upon your character flaws that made you feel it not necessary to play along and ruin it for everyone.

HONORABLE MENTION:

Rubbish with

It was the ultimate playground scam, let him think he's winning whilst our accomplice sneaks up behind him with a shank.

Da Old Man with

"Soccer Mom is the best. Say it beotch. Say it!!!"

Bill's Bayou with

The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!

Lola with

I do NOT look like Danny Bonaduce!

TAKE IT BACK!

And now the winner is Diesel with

"You told me bowl cuts were cool, you bastard!"

You all win the coveted Sheriff Star Award: