The Kommisar's in Town

Here a "Best of" about one of my favorite subjects, the 1980's.
Please to enjoy!!

Let me start this off by saying that I LOVE the 80's! I read a blog called, "Diggin' the 80's" to get my fix. I put it on my "fave list" to the right, so go check it out.

Anyway, that's where I saw this video and it really took me back for a couple of reasons. The best is Falco's dancing. I guess in the eighties I was breathing in too much AquaNet and didn't realize that he was such a sucky dancer. In this video, I KNOW the director knew this and told him to pretend to be running so the viewer wouldn't focus so much on his dance stylings.

Not to put Falco down, because I am a sucky dancer myself. (I didn't go into the music business tho) However, after after a few drinks, I think I'm Michael Jackson. (in the dancing sense) I have a feeling Falco is like me, and his friends did a joke on him and got him drunk and the following video is the tragic consequence. Watch him dance and that's me at all the weddings I've been to.

UPDATE: I was so entranced by Falco's dancing that I didn't realize this song was in German until it was halfway over. : )

AND ANOTHER THING: I love how self satisfied he is when her puts his collar up. I hope his friends give him s**t for that!

Best of Crotchety!

I think it's time for a little, "Best of" action since I'm out of town and all.

Here is a little tribute to my old friend Crotchety Old Man...

One of the blogs that I like to read is by a Crotchety Old Man who apparently has a turtle problem. I read about his Mephistophelian ordeal on his latest post. I'm very glad that he is bringing to light a problem that people seem to just sweep under the rug and hope it goes away. Well, I'm here to tell you that it's here to stay and we need a wake up call!! I'm upset that Crotchety hasn't taken a stand! He frankly made light of the subject. He let the reptile stay in the back yard and conjure up it's evil unchecked.

I went into my backyard and saw Beelzebub himself. If it can happen to Crotchety and me, it can happen to anyone! I am going to put a link here to what I saw, but there are children and old people haphazardly wandering the information super-highway, so only click to see if you are up to it. If you have a heart condition or are pregnant, please don't go any further. Here it is!What am I to do!

MacItaly

I'm in Italy right now, and I have to tell you that I'm surprised at how commercialized these have become here. Long gone are the days of a simple vacation without the influences of American big business. I'm just sayin'...

Italian Vacation

I am going on a European adventure for the next 10 days. Hopefully I will come back with some good stories. However, while I'm gone I will be posting some "best of" posts. I should be in Italy by now. That reminds me of an old post of mine...

I really hope I run into this guy. But, what the hell would I actually say to him when I meet him? I think I would get tongue tied and ruin the moment!

Can You Use Those for Eyeliner Too?

A great gift for the goth/emo kid in your life!

Winna Winna Chicken Dinna!

I had so great submissions for the "Caption This" contest last week. Let's dive right in.

Honorable mentions:

nonamedufus with

"Those NASCAR t-shirts are pricey. I just saved myself 45 bucks!"

moooooog35 with

Shit like this is why I'd rather watch golf.

and

When I was a kid, School House Rock taught me that '3 Was a Magic Number.'

Now, I finally understand...as all this vomit came from absolutely nowhere.

Me-Me King with

Tagging a Big Foot is so common these days.

Haley with

Eventually Bobby and his wife split over his constant bragging about his IQ.

And the winner is...

God with

Tanya's matching vagina shave to symbolize her and Dave's favorite NASCAR driver's number, 23, was such a hit that they received a free season pass.

To prison.

Of course GOD won. Congrats to God for winning the coveted Mom Likes Me Best Award!

When Nerds Panhandle

I'm afraid he's just gonna go out and blow the money on another stupid costume.