4/10/2009

Winna! Winna! Chicken Dinna!

It's that time of the week again! The awarding of the "Mom Likes Me Best Award" is at hand.

Let's dive right in.

Honorable mention to the following:

Douglas with
After Katrina, the Mardi Gras floats never really returned to their former glory.
Anna Lefler with
That reminds me.

I'm supposed to work the carpool drop-off line at school next week.
Chaotically Calm with
Wait buddies you can't go jihad without me.
The lucky winner is Steph with
Has anybody seen Kevin? Don't tell me we forgot Kevin...

4/09/2009

Wham Bam, Thank You Ma'am

I have an interesting situation on my hands. I have a friend who always talks about having troubles with her husband. He's always crabby and doesn't always come home straight after work. What's worse is that they want to try to have kids, but her won't even touch her. I have been listening to this for the past couple of months.

Yesterday, I finally met the man in question. As soon as I met him, I knew her problem. Let's just say that he made these guys look like lumberjacks.





4/08/2009

I Don't Think They Have Room for That Guy!

I know you can come up with something good! Make the coffee shoot out my nose, please.


4/07/2009

We Just Want to Get Our Nails Did!

Since the kids are off of school this week, I thought it would be fun to do some girly stuff with my daughter. We decided to do eachother's nails. Off to the drug store we went and got the supplies. My daughter found some stickers to put on her nails. That sounds great, right?

No, it isn't. I read the instructions and we are still wondering how to camberong the sheet. Any suggestions?

We're also not sure if "attracrive" is a good thing.



Discuss...

4/06/2009

It's Been Brought! Caption This Contest Winner!



Sorry for the late post, but my kids are off for spring break and they seem to take time away from the old blog. Also, there have been new, "Rock of Love, Bus" and "Tough Love" episodes. You understand.

Allow me to continue with the awarding of the "Mom Likes Me Best Award". Yeah, I know, that sentence was awkward at best.

Honorable mentions...

Shawn from The Shark Tank with
Higgins, days before he learned how much he had damaged the unicycle's resale value.
Reforming Geek with
"Doc said air things out a bit. People are staring. Maybe this isn't what he head in mind."
mooooog35 with
Eunich-cycle.

The Self Deprechaun with
Worst job in the world: Bike Seat.
The winner this week has to be P.L. Frederick from Small & Big with
"Ladies, check out my banana... seat!"
Feast your eyes, PL!

4/02/2009

RIP The Nemesing One

I guess I'm a little late in finding out this terrible news. I haven't had the time to do the important work of checking my bloggy friend's blogs for the latest laugh. Unfortunately, I went to one of my must reads, I'm Sure I Don't Know by the Nemesing One. At first I thought it was a sick joke, but it's not. The Nemesing One died last week. He got a flat tire and began changing it on the side of the road when he was hit by a drunk driver. He was truly a gifted humorist and good, if delightfully crabby, human being. He leaves behind his wife and their 5 children.

Sorry to be such a downer, but take this time to appreciate the people in your lives whom you love. You never know what life has in store for us. In honor of The Nemesing One, here is one of his favorite songs...



4/01/2009

That Looks Painful!

Caption this and you win Mom's favorite award and 1000ec credits!



Bring it!