My Business Genius at Work

Some of you might have noticed that I haven't been blogging for the past few months. I have a reason for that. I have been busy with a couple of business ventures that haven't exactly taken off the way I had hoped. I thought that maybe some of you could help me figure out what I'm doing wrong.

My first business venture was genius! How many times have you been getting ready to go out and wondered out loud, "Why can't I seem to find great looking uni-sex clothing??"?

I know. Me too. I decided that I would start the world's first uni-sex clothing line. I hired some models from the local methadone clinic and was clearly on my way to vast fame and fortune.

Here's a picture of Daryl in a midriff baring spring look. Why aren't men allowed to show off their assets? Since he's got it, why not flaunt it.

Not everyone has the belly to get away with Daryl's outfit. However, some men have legs for days like Wade here. I've come up with a great skirt look that says, "I'm still a manly man."

I have left my show stopper for last. Elrod's finale look says that he's a manly man, yet he still enjoys a good mani/pedi every so often like the next girl. I love his look, however Elrod and I had a few creative differences. While I don't agree with his choice to pair this look with the red knee socks, I'm happy overall with his interpretation of my vision. He obviously wears it well.

Any ideas as to where I went wrong? I'm chalking it up to the current economic crisis.


Just Another Momma said...

LOL! I don't know what everyone else's problem is but I love your business venture!

Mrsblogalot said...

OMF-unisex-G! I still can't stop laughing!!!!

Give it time...it'll catch on and I want in!!!! Can I be a silent partner???????

Ed Adams said...

I LOVE the People Of Walmart site.

How awesome is it that you got free publicity for your work on their site.

I'm excitedly looking forward to your spring collection.


ReformingGeek said...

You're on to something! I'm impressed.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

I think you are on the right track. Maybe it's the models. I think they might be a bit too good looking. You know, go for a more "everyday, all American" model. Like Tyra Banks. Someone we can all relate to.

Me-Me King said...

Wow, I'd say you have found a very unique niche. Congratulations!