Don't Mess

I'm so cranky today! I can't even think of anything funny. Just a self portrait for today...

PS-Isn't the word, "probe" kinda funny?

You're All Winners!

Let's just get right to it, since I'm late with the winner announcement from last week.

Honorable mentions:

Philip Dyer with

It was at this point that the photographer realized his strobes had faulty wiring.

and

Al Gore reduced global warming by 40% just by convincing this family to give up hair spray.

Shawn with

Pictured: Aqua Net CEO Jack Brisbee and family.

mooog35 with

It was no surprise that the Henderson's didn't say 'cheese' and instead yelled, 'FUCK YEAH!'

Bill's Bayou with

What's wrong with this photo? Anyone? Nope. The subject in the rear is not properly illuminated. I can't believe you all missed it.

BTW, will someone tell Bill to do a new post already! Blogs don't write themselves, believe me, I've tried.

Douglas Dyer with

An instant after the flash of the camera, the entire family burst into flames.

And the winner this week is justbob with

On the way to the Bon Jovi concert, cousins Earl and Jenny stop by Glamor Shots for a family portrait.

Thanks for playing everybody! I hate to try to narrow it down to just a few mentionables!

Is It That Time of the Month?

Since I am out of town until Sunday night, I will not be able to announce a winner for my caption contest until Monday. Until then, here's your moment of zen.

When English teachers lose it.

Texas

One thing that never gets old with me is laughing at the Bud Light radio commercials. In honor of my trip to Texas, I give you this one.





BTW, I have never understood these people. Have you ever met any? I'm sure you have. I'm stuck with these people for a week!

Caption This, Big Hair Style!

I would like visit the '80's for this week's Caption This Contest. For a great award and 1000 ec credits, take a crack at it!!

Not What I Signed Up For

I have a bone to pick with Google this afternoon.

I am going to Texas today, so I decided to search Google Images for the keyword, "Texas". Google Images, do you think it's funny to put the following picture up as the third image? Are you trying to make me nervous? Do you know that I'm already nervous about flying there? Now I have to worry about large reptiles? Are you kidding me?

I hope you're happy with yourself.

I have two words for you!

YAHOO

IMAGES

Yeah, I said it.

Millie's Little Women

I think Millie Miller is my new favorite writer. 

(If you're old like me and can't read this, click on the picture to make it bigger.)