Merry Christmas to all! May the spirit of the season be with everyone!

I thought Red Bull was supposed to give you wings?Jeremy from We Took the Bait with
I guess not so much when you drink it in too many Jager Bombs.
Motor vehicle accidents account for over 5000 fatalities among college students each year.Mooooog35 with
Attempting to navigate stairs after multiple rounds of beer pong claims one victim each year.
This is Tyler....
Jimmy always let people walk all over him.Bill's Bayou with
On the "Ladder of Success", Timmy only made it as high as "Drug Trial Participant."and, I'm going to hell for this one...
Six more grandchildren and Maw Maw will have the wheelchair ramp she needs.Anonymous with
This week's winner is Ed Adams with the simple, yet hilarious:Sean entered a six step program but sadly only made it to the second step.
Who moved the fucking caution cone again?!?!
"And this little piggy cried wee, wee, wee, all the way home"Bill's Bayou with
"Gays Know Fashion"and
Another stereotype smashed.
Tbis week's winner is the always funny mooooog35 withAfter losing the last Pikachu doll, David anchors them on the outside with pink fur-lined handcuffs.
Investigators could not decide which was worse: The kidnapping of Pikachu itself, or the ransom photo they received.
Linda thought something completely different when Ed told her that 'dessert was on him.'Funnyrunner with
Sadly, Bob's experiment with bird poop as a salve went terribly awry...Mrsblogsalot with
I swear the real banana's here someplaceLola with
Fred wanted to make himself more a'peelin' to his wife so he decided to make himself a banana split. (Don't ask where the cherry and nuts are.)nonamedufus with
Hector wasn't sure, but he was beginning to think the tip he left the waitress might not have been big enough.Nooter with
moooooog35 submits his application and photo, hoping to become the new president of the bananarama fan club
If covering yourself with cream cheese and banana chips after shaving your head while sitting in flip flops is wrong, I don't wanna be right.And the winner of the Mom Likes Me Best Award this week is FreakSmack with
"Thanks to the new bananna and yogurt shingles treatment by RONCO, I no longer have to be a shut in, for fear of being embarrased by my unsightly sores and blisters. THANKS RONCO!".
..and many years later as she gave yet another motivational speech, William would wait until the time was right, just right, to exact his revenge on an unsuspecting Goldilocks.Nooter with
patty the polar bear waited for the chance to show off her 'baby harp seal squares' at the thirty-second annual lady-quilters auxiliary convention and brunch in nome alaskanonamedufus with
Betty had obviously made a mistake. Instead of the women's workshop on Global Warming, she'd mistakenly stumbled upon the forum on Hot Flashes.And I had to give it to Bill's Bayou again for
The vote to legalize eating baby seals was defeated with only one vote in favor of the measure.