Caption This Turkey

I'm at a loss with this one. Where to start? Please help me with a good caption!

My Patrick Swayze Crush

I know it wasn't shocking news, but I was kind of taken aback when I found out that Patrick Swayze died yesterday. He was too young to die and my heart goes out to his family and friends.

I first decided that I had a crush on him when I saw the 1986 movie, "Youngblood". Now that I look at this picture, I wonder what I was thinking! That was a great movie, because it also had the totally cute Rob Lowe too. Try not to laugh at this awesome picture.

That's my fond memory of Patrick Swayze. RIP!

Kanye, Your Mom Must Be So Proud!

Today is a big day here at The Soccer Mom Files. It's the day that Billy Bob Thornton is officially dethroned as the biggest douchebag on Earth!! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the newest toolbox of the millenium, Kanye West.

UPDATE! This guy never stops!

Mom Likes Me Best Again!

Thanks to everyone who played along with the Mom Likes Me Best Caption Contest. Let us begin with some honorable mentions.

Bill's Bayou with

Look at that. Someone's gone a thrown away a perfectly good white boy.

nonamedufus with

When Bubba asked Sue to pick him up a Tall Boy at the supermarket she decided to get one for herself.

mooooog35 with

People in Kentucky just looooove their lawn ornaments.

Quirkyloon with

Number one survival tactic against the zombies: offer a sacrificial redneck.

ALL of the entries were great, but here is this week's winner:

Haley with

Thank you for joining us today at, "Bubba Land" and riding the, "Tooth Extractor" for your safety keep your arms and legs inside the basket at all times and keep seated until the ride comes to a complete stop...

I'm Sure Booze Was Involved

I have a feeling this isn't going to end well...

Is that Really a Children's Place Bag??

Let's get back to the fun that is, "Mom Likes Me Best Caption This Wednesday". Please work your magic with this.

Did you say, zeitgeist?

I've been gone for a while, but I'm slowly getting back in the swing of things today. I left in order to make a bold statement that only Bill, from Bill's Bayou seemed to get. Do I have to spell it out for you people!? I'll let Bill explain...

I find the emptiness of the post to be a comment on the gestalt of man's duality in cyberspace. Note how the lack of form and movement mirrors our on vacuous zeitgeist.

Duh! Thanks for understanding, Bill. Let that be a lesson for all of us.