Of course I got a lot of hilarious captions this week thanks to all you funny mofos! For all of you who don't know what I'm talking about, here's the photo that needed a caption:

Before I give you the winner's caption, here are a few honorable mentions:

The always funny, nonamedufus with
A gay redneck dinner party featuring possum - the other white meat.
Gay rednecks - pork: it's not just for dinner.

Of course, Don didn't get it as usual...
Is that supposed to be a funny picture? Looks like a normal family to me. What's wrong...possum (and no it's not o')got your tongue?
Renalfailure with
The only one in this picture who hasn't done time in prison is the kid in the orange vest. He's on probation.
The prolific Lola with
The Brewster Clan.
1st row - Tommy, Grandpa.
2nd row - Tommy Jr., Billy

Tommy Sr. (speaking through clenched teeth): Now you boys smile dammit! And don't y'all say nothin' bout yer Maw. Stop yer whimpering Billy! How did I know Grandpa here was gonna sic Brutus on yer Maw...and on the day we were gittin' our family pitcher taken.

Grandpa: Shush you moron or yer next.

This week's winner of the Mom Likes Me
Best Award is Andy with the sobering,
That's a Potentially Gay Hillbilly Couple with Two Children Left Behind and a Pet Possum 1, Darwin 0.


Andy said...

Woohoo! I'd like to thank the state of Pennsylvania for making it easy for me to draw from real life experience.

Bill's Bayou said...

The "Ewwwww" is strong with this picture.

nonamedufus said...

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Oh, well. Congrats Andy.

VetTech said...

Rufus lost his arm in a cow tipping accident, and had it surgically replace with a bionic possum.