8/05/2009

Awkward Family Photo, Anyone?

Come on, funny people! I know you can give this a good caption!


27 comments:

moooooog35 said...

It was not until many years later that the boys finally discovered why mommy slept upside down.

moooooog35 said...

Shit like this is why I don't visit the south.

Quirkyloon said...

"BoDean and Larry's Wedding Day Picture"

"It's Dollyworld or bust!"

"We like to party. The tractor bus is coming." (Six Flags Man theme song)

ReformingGeek said...

"All you boys togetha. It just don't git better dan dis, does it?"

Andy said...

That's a Potentially Gay Hillbilly Couple with Two Children Left Behind and a Pet Possum 1, Darwin 0.

Christina_the_wench said...

DNA proved that Jimmy Joe and Billy Bob were NOT Cletus and Buford's offspring. But it didn't rule out the possum's.

The Exaggerator said...

"Real America," according to Fox Prolefeed and droogs.

nonamedufus said...

Bud: Hey Bubba, I likes yer genitalia.
Bud: Easy, Bubba, you knows I won't fly no Italian airline.

nonamedufus said...

Let's try this again:
Bud: Hey Bubba I likes your genitalia.
Bubba: Easy, Bud, you knows I won't fly no Italian airline.

nonamedufus said...

Cleetus and the boys were crest-fallen when Betty-Sue ran off. Said Cleetus, "I'm so miserable without her it's like she's still here.

nonamedufus said...

A gay redneck dinner party featuring possum - the other white meat.

thesangfroid said...

For years, people believed that dog was man's best friend, until one day Uncle Billy opened my eyes....

nonamedufus said...

Gay rednecks - pork: it's not just for dinner.

Don said...

Is that supposed to be a funny picture? Looks like a normal family to me. What's wrong...possum (and no it's not o')got your tongue?

renalfailure said...

This here story's called Billy and Jimmy's done got two daddies and a possum momma.

renalfailure said...

The only one in this picture who hasn't done time in prison is the kid in the orange vest. He's on probation.

Lola said...

The Brewster Clan.
1st row - Tommy, Grandpa.
2nd row - Tommy Jr., Billy

Tommy Sr. (speaking through clenched teeth): Now you boys smile dammit! And don't y'all say nothin' bout yer Maw. Stop yer whimpering Billy! How did I know Grandpa here was gonna sic Brutus on yer Maw...and on the day we were gittin' our family pitcher taken.

Grandpa: Shush you moron or yer next.

David said...

I'm sorry but that picture just makes my skin crawl

Stephanie B said...

How'd you get that picture of my ex-inlaws?

moooooog35 said...

4 Boys, 1 possum, 5 cups.

Bill's Bayou said...

If your family portrait involves any critters, you might be a Redneck.

Bill's Bayou said...

Due to an unfortunate still accident, Kalie Mae couldn't appear for her family portrait. A reasonable facsimile was found.

Bill's Bayou said...

I married a girl named Virgina. Virgina Opossum. Raised the boys in her pouch until they were three.

Funnyrunner said...

oh, dear. What comes to mind for me isn't funny at all. lol. "Fred and Hank picked their targets and posed for the picture..."

Bill's Bayou said...

Come on down to "Deliverance Clothing" where all boys pants are 50% off! Get a free opossum with every purchase of any two boys under 8! I'll bet you can squeal like a pig over our prices! Weeeeeeeee!

Bill's Bayou said...

(I'm going to hell over that last one.)

Bill's Bayou said...

Two men. Two boys. One Virgina opossum. 4 gerbils.