It was not until many years later that the boys finally discovered why mommy slept upside down.
Shit like this is why I don't visit the south.
"BoDean and Larry's Wedding Day Picture""It's Dollyworld or bust!""We like to party. The tractor bus is coming." (Six Flags Man theme song)
"All you boys togetha. It just don't git better dan dis, does it?"
That's a Potentially Gay Hillbilly Couple with Two Children Left Behind and a Pet Possum 1, Darwin 0.
DNA proved that Jimmy Joe and Billy Bob were NOT Cletus and Buford's offspring. But it didn't rule out the possum's.
"Real America," according to Fox Prolefeed and droogs.
Bud: Hey Bubba, I likes yer genitalia.Bud: Easy, Bubba, you knows I won't fly no Italian airline.
Let's try this again:Bud: Hey Bubba I likes your genitalia.Bubba: Easy, Bud, you knows I won't fly no Italian airline.
Cleetus and the boys were crest-fallen when Betty-Sue ran off. Said Cleetus, "I'm so miserable without her it's like she's still here.
A gay redneck dinner party featuring possum - the other white meat.
For years, people believed that dog was man's best friend, until one day Uncle Billy opened my eyes....
Gay rednecks - pork: it's not just for dinner.
Is that supposed to be a funny picture? Looks like a normal family to me. What's wrong...possum (and no it's not o')got your tongue?
This here story's called Billy and Jimmy's done got two daddies and a possum momma.
The only one in this picture who hasn't done time in prison is the kid in the orange vest. He's on probation.
The Brewster Clan.1st row - Tommy, Grandpa.2nd row - Tommy Jr., BillyTommy Sr. (speaking through clenched teeth): Now you boys smile dammit! And don't y'all say nothin' bout yer Maw. Stop yer whimpering Billy! How did I know Grandpa here was gonna sic Brutus on yer Maw...and on the day we were gittin' our family pitcher taken.Grandpa: Shush you moron or yer next.
I'm sorry but that picture just makes my skin crawl
How'd you get that picture of my ex-inlaws?
4 Boys, 1 possum, 5 cups.
If your family portrait involves any critters, you might be a Redneck.
Due to an unfortunate still accident, Kalie Mae couldn't appear for her family portrait. A reasonable facsimile was found.
I married a girl named Virgina. Virgina Opossum. Raised the boys in her pouch until they were three.
oh, dear. What comes to mind for me isn't funny at all. lol. "Fred and Hank picked their targets and posed for the picture..."
Come on down to "Deliverance Clothing" where all boys pants are 50% off! Get a free opossum with every purchase of any two boys under 8! I'll bet you can squeal like a pig over our prices! Weeeeeeeee!
(I'm going to hell over that last one.)
Two men. Two boys. One Virgina opossum. 4 gerbils.
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