Camping for Dummies

The fam and I went camping this past weekend. I know, yay for me, right?! I just thought I would share some observations/life lessons that I have learned through this ordeal bonding experience.

Don't ask me how I know these things, I just do.

1. The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling.

2. On a similar note, unpacking your DJ equipment and leaving it in plain sight is helpful in keeping neighbors to a minimum.

3. Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in grizzly country. The tricky part is getting them on the actual bears.

I hope that these few words of wisdom have helped you NOT EVER CAMP AGAIN!