WTF!?!?!

This should be good. I dare you to make me laugh with your caption!

Sorry, Baby Seals Are People Too!

We had some good captions this week for the bear picture. I can't find it on my computer, so scroll your lazy ass down a little and see what picture I'm talking about.

Back? Good, now let's separate the men from the boys. Honorable mentions:

Moooog35 with

..and many years later as she gave yet another motivational speech, William would wait until the time was right, just right, to exact his revenge on an unsuspecting Goldilocks.

Nooter with

patty the polar bear waited for the chance to show off her 'baby harp seal squares' at the thirty-second annual lady-quilters auxiliary convention and brunch in nome alaska

nonamedufus with

Betty had obviously made a mistake. Instead of the women's workshop on Global Warming, she'd mistakenly stumbled upon the forum on Hot Flashes.

And I had to give it to Bill's Bayou again for

The vote to legalize eating baby seals was defeated with only one vote in favor of the measure.

This Should be Beary Easy

It's time to caption this...

Mom Likes Bill Best, Again...

Thanks to everyone for some great captions this week! Here's the picture and some honorable mentions:

God with

Even though the crafty prostitute left Dave simmering in a dirty hotel bathroom soaking in ice without a kidney or liver or some other important internal organ, he was bound and determined to attend the tailgate party.

Mooog35 with

The line outside Walmart's first 'job fair.'

and

Once again, more evidence as to why the North won the war.

SplitRock Dozer with

Thats the last time I let Roger put "his stuff" in my cooler.

There were some great ones, but I have to give it to Bill's Bayou this week for the HIGHlarious

Ok. Who took a Schlitz in my ice chest?

Caption This Nascar Fan for Fun and Prizes!

Who Knew Axl Was the Black Sheep of the Family?

Thanks to all my funny peeps for captioning this fine picture for me!

Let's get things started with a couple of honorable mentions:

Bill's Bayou had a nice dig with

Kirsten couldn't put her finger on it, but something made her feel that she was adopted.

and

Yes, I did get a bad batch of Viagra once. Why do you ask.

The Old Silly with

Behind his cheesy smile, Mr. Flannigan bemoaned the harsh reality that half of these kids were not his. But her family has money, so what the hell if she diddles the butler?

Nooter with

"dress up in your halloween costume" his brothers said. "we'll all do it for the family portrait" they said.

a young ashton kutcher vowed that day to never get punk'd again.

Travelbug Mom with

"ya know Dick, if you would just get me a bigger washing machine maybe I'd be able to have everything clean in time!"....but we all thank you for bringing home the vodka!

nonamedufus almost won with

Even at an early age, Tina Yothers' parents knew she was going to be a handful, despite her family ties.

After all, making fun of Tina Yothers never gets old.

However, the winner of this week's Mom Likes Me Best Award goes to

Danica with

After his parents believed that they could re-create the Von Trapp family, Axl Rose had a different perspective on the "Sound of Music".

Making fun of Axl doesn't get old either.

Caption this Family

I can't wait to hear some creative captions for this pic!