Show of Your Dixie Dukes!!

Better late than never! Let's get down to some honorable mentions in the Mom Likes Me Best Caption Contest.

First of all, Kerrie made me laugh with

"X" marks the spot!

But then Lola really made me laugh with

"X" doesn't mark the spot.

Some more good ones include:
Haley with

Billy Ray then yelled to Bubba, "Lookie here boy - standing next to mah sisters a makin mah south rise agin!

Me-Me King with

Look away, Look away
Look away, Dixieland.

Staci with

In an effort to impress Bubba, who swore that the South would one day rise again, Bobbie Jean cut up a Dixie flag, tied it to her body, and watched proudly as it rose down south. It wasn't until after she posed for the picture did Bubba finally explain that the south he was talking about was not the one below her navel.

Bill's Bayou had some great ones, including:

Bubba Joe went to match.com and got what he wanted after entering "Racist Mufffin Top Camel Toe FUPA"

and

Winner of the 2009 "Miss Wish I Was Blind In Tennessee" competition

and

The last thing Bill remembers is Kirsten asking "Does this outfit make my butt look big?"

and

Sadly, Bubba's catch was well over the size limit and he had to throw it back.

and

Laugh if you must, but I wonder how many of you women would look this good after giving birth to 14 of your cousin's kids.

I had to go with Bill's Bayou and Nooter for a double win today because Bill had so many good ones and Nooter had this one and they both really made me LOL. Even though they went against the rules and mentioned me! Anyway, here they are...

Kirsten is tempting me. Must not mention Kirsten's name with respect to this photo. Put down the coffee and step away from the keyboard. Kirsten's payback is a bitch. Do not think "Kirsten" when looking at cellulite.

and Nooter with

clearly this is not kirsten and she is not standing with her cousin/fiance and that is not her wedding dress and this was not the happiest day of her life.

A Full Length Mirror Could Be a Good Investment

I can't wait to see what you guys come up for this classy picture!

Funny Cat Lady...

Sorry it has been taking me so long to post my winners every week! I really appreciate everyone who participates.

I have noticed a trend lately. I would like to thank YOU Nooter and YOU Bill's Bayou for making this personal with:

kirstens prom photo

and

Not to be outdone by Octo-Mom, Kirsten (now only 6 weeks pregnant) shows off how she got a doctor to insert 27 fertilized eggs into her uterus.

All I have to say is that payback is a bitch, gentlemen!!

On to a couple of honorable mentions:


FreakSmack with

Marlene was thrown into a jealous rage when she came home from
"Frank's Gun and Golf Emporium" to find her husband with Sparky, a male prostitute with a love for cut-offs, and wristbands. Marlene did what any God fearing, gun toting, mother to be would do and emptied a clip into Sparky's Mitsubishi Eclipse. I think it's safe to say Marlene's mood swing was justified.

Lola with

Back stage at the Maury Povich show, Jolene confronts her baby daddy.

Buford and Bubba are so relieved they dodged a bullet.

Jeremy from We Took the Bait with

Give the pallet of Huggies to the guy in the Daisy Duke shorts, and nobody gets hurt....

Mooog had two good ones this week:

Inside the annual WalMart job fair.

and

Proof positive that guys will fuck just about anything

.

Those were great, but the winner this time is Cat Lady Larew with

Register now for our parenting classes. Satisfaction guaranteed or you ammo back.

Does Mom Like YOU Best?

Alright, kids!! Here's what you have to work with for today's caption this contest.

Mom Likes Me Best (The Winner, Not the Guy in the Picture)

Let's get to the winners from last week's caption contest. Here's the picture...



Honorable mentions:

Nooter with the delightfully smartassy

moooooog35 seduces his first wife, the treehugger

The aforementioned mooooog35 with

Julie was depressed when she discovered, upon reaching the end of the rainbow, that the leprechaun was at lunch and had left creepy Earl the copy guy to cover for him.

One of my favorites, Reforming Geek, who roasted me one day on her blog. I haven't forgotten and am planning my revenge. Watch out, geek!...with...Um, my Engrish not so good. I know I said "wood" but I only meant..er....trees and stuff.

Ed Adams with

Pornography for nudists. Clothed models.

nonamedufus with

After about a half hour into the session, Brian's aperture was beginning to expand.

Bill's Bayou with

In low light, he drops his drawers and becomes a tripod.

The winner of last week's Mom Likes Me Best Award is:

The Mother with

Taking a nude photography course, Bill misunderstood the nature of the assignment.

Halloween Party Fun!

I would love any ideas you might have for my Halloween party this weekend. We're having a party for the kids and their friends and I'm trying to think of some good games. I've already come up with the traditional, "tried and true" games like:

-Bobbing for thumb tacks

-Pin the clever on the loser kid (He's coming, thank God!!)

-Trophys for the best and worst costumes. (Usually the home made ones are the worst!)

-Dwarf tossing (I'm renting them for the night and they will be dressed as li'l monsters)

-"I've Got a Secret" game. You should see their faces when I tell them there's no Santa. It's precious!

-"Ghost Hide-n-Seek", where you take the loser kid and have him hide. No one goes to look for him.

However, I would love some non-traditional, original games to play. Any suggestions?

Caption This Wednesday

I apologize in advance if you lost your lunch due to viewing this picture. Why not make the experience worth while and caption this before you leave?