12/24/2009

Caption This, Christmas Edition

Merry Christmas to all! May the spirit of the season be with everyone!



22 comments:

  1. If I have to match my sisters again next year I will shit in your stocking...Merry fucking Christmas.

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  2. I HATE this dress, now where's my fucking presents?

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  3. How's THIS for
    "one more, one more"?

    :-0

    ..
    .ero

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  4. Hear no evil, screw see no evil, speak no evil...hell...I'm not even looking at the camera.

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  5. Cindy couldn't stand Britany's swearing anymore so Britany switched to sign language.

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  6. Sally, how do you feel about all the neat gifts that Santa brought you? Sally?

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  7. I said "NO MORE PICTURES, MOTHER". What part of that did you not understand?

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  8. sit 'n spin mother... sit 'n spin


    Put this in your Christmas card and smoke it!

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  9. I made you a Fuck for Christmas. Here it is. Fuck you.

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  10. Kirsten's middle child shows us her middle finger.

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  11. "Twas the fucking night before Christmas and all through the fucking house, not a fucking creature was stiring. Not even a fucking mouse."
    "LISA! That's NOT how that story goes!"

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  12. One of these kids will not be getting presents this year.

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  13. But Mom!! I saw YOU do this. What does it mean??

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  14. I've got your Christmas gift ri----ight HERE

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  15. The first time on film, this was not the only time Kirsten has been seen giving this gesture. Some of the more significant moments follow:

    Christmas 1973: "Kirsten, do you want to come see President Nixon read 'The Night Before Christmas'?" (see photo)

    May, 1979: "Kirsten! We're all going to Baskin Robbins for sundaes. Want to come?" (see photo)

    August 1984: "Kirsten, I can't believe your younger sister is getting married before you! Come congratulate her." (see photo)

    June 1989: "Honey, come help your father off the toilet. He's had too much to drink." (see photo)

    September 1993: "Ma'am, do you know how fast you were driving?" (see photo)

    February 1998: "C'mon Honey. Let's try for child number eleven." (see photo)

    June 2003: "You have to understand, we can't have your kids coming to school and chewing tobacco in P.E." (see photo)

    November 2007: "Lady, please don't put your cigarettes out in the cauliflower." (see photo)

    January 2010: "When's this contest going to be judged?" (see photo)

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  16. Missed one:

    March 1997: "Roll over honey, we'll try it the other way." (see photo)

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