While Bruce was running for mayor of Marion, Alabama on the slogan "A Pillar of the Community" his lace accessories might just help put him over the top.
Deep down, Kristy knew she wasn't like the other girls. But she desperately wanted to attend the Debutante's Ball, and for just one night, to feel as if she were living on a pedestal.
"I've been up here for hours. Just how much Vaseline was I supposed to use?"
ReplyDeleteLuckily, no engineer has ever created a gaydar-guided missile.
ReplyDeleteThis is the kind of photo that ruins the reputation of the photographer
ReplyDeleteWhile Bruce was running for mayor of Marion, Alabama on the slogan "A Pillar of the Community" his lace accessories might just help put him over the top.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing missing is my poodle Fifi.
ReplyDeleteBetter known for his film role as Buddy Holly, Gary Bussey actually played the lead in his high school production of The Mikado.
ReplyDeleteNicholas poses for the cover of his new magazine, Ass Nick and Old Lace
ReplyDeleteOh, and congrats on the 200th Follower! Way to rock the old soccer ball!
ReplyDeleteKevin Courant
ReplyDeleteMost Likely to Become a Grandmother
“Make-up is one way to successfully hide a zit. Here's another.”
ReplyDelete“But I will not say ‘Cheese!’”
ReplyDeleteSteve reluctantly posed without his matching lace gloves.
ReplyDeleteSteve's hopes of being a true Southern Belle are realized.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere, out there, a father cries uncontrollably.
ReplyDeleteJimmy regretted thinking that the Sears Photographer knew what he was doing.
ReplyDeleteStephen chose a highly unorthodox way to announce his sexual orientation to his mother and father.
ReplyDeleteDeep down, Kristy knew she wasn't like the other girls. But she desperately wanted to attend the Debutante's Ball, and for just one night, to feel as if she were living on a pedestal.
ReplyDeleteIf this picture doesn't scream "pound me in the ass", I don't know what does.
ReplyDeleteJAZZ HANDS!!
The less that's said about Tennessee Williams' collaboration with Truman Capote on a Gone With the Wind one-man show, the better off we'll all be.
ReplyDeletemoooooog35's high school yearbook photo
ReplyDelete(hee hee!)
I said I WANTED a geisha girl, not BE a geisha girl!
ReplyDeleteI feel pretty,
ReplyDeleteOh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and gay!
Does this fan make my hips look fat? Maybe I should have went with a bigger fan...
ReplyDeleteWhat do you get if you mate Mary Poppins with Neil Patrick Harris?
ReplyDeleteLawrence wasn't getting enough beatings in high school so he came up with this idea for his senior picture.
ReplyDeleteHis secret? The column is 6 inches taller than it appears.
ReplyDeleteWhen Bobbie Sue couldn't afford an ice sculpture for her shotgun wedding, she had Cousin Jethro strike a pose instead.
ReplyDeleteHis portray of Scarlett O'Hare made everyone a little skiddish...even his boyfriend thought it was too gay.
ReplyDeleteStuck as he was, a doctor was called in to perform a column-ectomy.
ReplyDeleteIt's not the size of your column. It's how you use it.
ReplyDeleteGiven the size of his need, Jed had his codpiece made of marble.
ReplyDeleteThe "Gay" is strong with this one.
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