4/09/2009

Wham Bam, Thank You Ma'am

I have an interesting situation on my hands. I have a friend who always talks about having troubles with her husband. He's always crabby and doesn't always come home straight after work. What's worse is that they want to try to have kids, but her won't even touch her. I have been listening to this for the past couple of months.

Yesterday, I finally met the man in question. As soon as I met him, I knew her problem. Let's just say that he made these guys look like lumberjacks.





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  2. So I take it that "he" doesn't wake her up before she go goes?

    Fake sleeping to avoid....

    Yep, been there done that!

    Ha!

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  3. Ah...that's just SO Sweet, lifting pinky finger up for a little wiggle.

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  4. See, the problem is: He doesn't come home straight.

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  5. I HATE men who do that to women.

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  6. Wake me up before you go-go!!

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  8. If she's in denial, just tell her to watch him closely the next time they eat corn on the cob.

    If he eats it the long way, you've got yourself a ringer.

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  9. Oh Lordy Lou
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