Derek waited until his second date with Suzanne before pulling out all the stops and "just being himself". Needless to say, Suzanne was surprised that an Anglican minister could be so unconventional when out of uniform.
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In a modern day remake of Jeff Goldblum's most memorable role as 'The Fly', the Red Hot Chili Pepper's Flea was casted only to find that he too went through genetic mutations and radiations.
Had he realized the extent of the hazing he would face from the Democratic caucus, Arlen Spector would have simply decided to run for re-election as an independent.
Strainers on his eyes, spaghetti portioners in his ears and meat tenderizer implanted into his lip – Willie was finally ready for his “Hell’s Kitchen” audition.
Though it now takes him an additional 6 hours to get through airport security, Ronnie never second-guessed his decision to go with the titanium implants.
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Comparatively speaking, Dweezil's new Prince Albert piercing [not shown], made the rest of him look sane.
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ReplyDeleteIn a modern day remake of Jeff Goldblum's most memorable role as 'The Fly', the Red Hot Chili Pepper's Flea was casted only to find that he too went through genetic mutations and radiations.
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ReplyDeleteHad he realized the extent of the hazing he would face from the Democratic caucus, Arlen Spector would have simply decided to run for re-election as an independent.
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ReplyDeleteStrainers on his eyes, spaghetti portioners in his ears and meat tenderizer implanted into his lip – Willie was finally ready for his “Hell’s Kitchen” audition.
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ReplyDeleteThough it now takes him an additional 6 hours to get through airport security, Ronnie never second-guessed his decision to go with the titanium implants.
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