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Senior officials at Motorcycle giants Kawazaki were left red faced after a typing error in their new £100 million contract with Stephen Hawkings left them with no legal recourse. CEO, Jimmy Chan, admitted that they didn't expect to sell many of the new range Kawakhazi 1000ZR's.
Thomas Edison: The Twilight Years.
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ReplyDeleteWhen you've gotta go, you've gotta go.
ReplyDeleteJingle, jingle Here comes the Porta-Crapper. Take a dump for only $1.00. That's right. Just $1.00!
ReplyDeleteThe latest in convenience for the colonoscopy prep.
ReplyDeleteSenior officials at Motorcycle giants Kawazaki were left red faced after a typing error in their new £100 million contract with Stephen Hawkings left them with no legal recourse. CEO, Jimmy Chan, admitted that they didn't expect to sell many of the new range Kawakhazi 1000ZR's.
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ReplyDeleteout and about with the one and only travel potty.
ReplyDeleteHave toilet; will travel.
ReplyDeleteThe Porta-cycle really helps get more then yourself moving..
ReplyDeleteOhhhh Joel already used the one I was going to use.
ReplyDeleteSo maybe next time...dog gone it!
Happy evening:-)))
Now that's a Porta-Pottie!
ReplyDeleteDrive through your garden as you "go" and you can fertilize your soil.
What the Segway should have been. It'd've been worth all the hype.
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ReplyDeleteThe perfect gift for the man on the go who has everything.
ReplyDeleteDo your business on your way to your business!
ReplyDeleteYour Toilet is coming!
ReplyDeleteBeing normal isn't as fun and easy as this.
ReplyDeleteFor when you're really on the go!
ReplyDeleteNo need to stop at the rest area on your long journey!
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http://www.weeklybloopers.com
"Hey MA it's my time to ride the shitter!"
ReplyDeleteIt's the Moon Unit 3000, the perfect answer for those on-the-go.
ReplyDelete"The Original Port-A-Potty, You go wherever it goes!"
ReplyDelete~Sheila
"It does 40mph and my husband STILL won't put the seat down!"
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ReplyDeleteThe more burritos you eat, the faster it goes.
ReplyDeleteThe "Team American Standard" vehicle for NASCRAP. It's driven by Dale Ripfardt.
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ReplyDeleteA joint venture between John Deere and Pot-O-Gold Industries. A lawn mower that also fertilizes your lawn.
the new fiats are out early this year
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ReplyDeletekirsten remembers her very first car...
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ReplyDeleteEarth Day (early) Haiku:
ReplyDeleteMother Earth loves me,
My carbon footprint is small,
My car runs on gas.
Quick, Stink Boy! To the Fartmobile!
ReplyDeleteThe fleet vehicle from Kirten's blogging nemesis over at "The Soccer Mom Flies".
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ReplyDeleteWinner of the 2009 Car and Driver Magazine "Crappiest Transportation" category.
ReplyDeleteThe only safe way to leave the house after dining at Taco Bell....
ReplyDeleteThe early days of methane-powered transportation.
ReplyDeleteWhen you don't trust public toilets, bring your own!
ReplyDeleteThe personal recycle cycle.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... It's been a while. Maybe Kirsten took her new wheels for a spin and fell in.
ReplyDeletelol looks like a toilet on a bike.
ReplyDeletePorta loo on wheels! :)
ReplyDeleteWhere can I get one? This will look just perfect parked next to my golf cart.
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