10/30/2008

Guess Who Isn't Getting Any!

This is a little game I like to play called, "Guess Who Isn't Getting Laid Tonight". It's simple, just a few pictures of people who will never, ever procreate. Which is not necessarily at bad thing.

Exhibit A-This guy:



Exhibit B-The poor bastard who decides to wear these:




"Excuse me while I input your fake phone number into my iPhone."

Exhibit C-I don't know either:



Exhibit D-The only thing she's getting is a nice bowl of soup.



And last but not least, my FAVORITE. If you can guess what purpose this serves, other than ensuring she won't get any, I would love to know.



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24 comments:

  1. UnknownOctober 30, 2008 at 11:54 AM

    Wow, that one dude looks like the fastest proctologist in the West. I don't know why I have this instinct to trip laptop boy.

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  2. Dr ZibbsOctober 30, 2008 at 12:20 PM

    I wish I had that pillow thing. I'd wear it out and when people stared I'd be like, "WHAT? WHAT?"

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  3. AnonymousOctober 30, 2008 at 12:40 PM

    OMG! I peed my pants laughing at this one. Guess I won't get any either...

    My word verification is: eveis (???)

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  4. DonnieOctober 30, 2008 at 12:47 PM

    The last one is simple. She's obviously a dimwit. In case she decides to jump out of the window, then she thinks she has a 50%-50% chance of survival.

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  5. KellyOctober 30, 2008 at 12:55 PM

    I so have a good reason for that pillow thingie. I have a boston terrier (Mattie Moo) that yanks the pillow out from under my head at night because she wants to lay on it!!!! If I had that, she couldn't take my pillow from me!

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  6. SueOctober 30, 2008 at 1:53 PM

    Exibit C...well that is so obviously his thinking cap!

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  7. Granny AnnieOctober 30, 2008 at 2:26 PM

    I can see why the majority won't be gettin' any.....but Exibit C ain't too bad, regardless of the "thinking cap".

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  8. Da Old ManOctober 30, 2008 at 2:34 PM

    I really like the pillow hat. How many times have you been at the DMV, or grocery store, or a bad movie, and just wanted to take a nap?

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  9. ChupieandJ'smama (Janeen)October 30, 2008 at 2:51 PM

    Those were all WRONG, but very funny :)

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  10. AnonymousOctober 30, 2008 at 2:55 PM

    Well at least the second dude can get a little "finger action" considering he's all protection prepared. Finger condoms, now comes in black!

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  11. eve clevelandOctober 30, 2008 at 3:01 PM

    K,
    Now, hang on...that pillow tied to the head ain't a bad idea in my line a work.I'm gittin' out ma stitch witchery to fix me one up.
    Eve

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  12. Queen-Size funny boneOctober 30, 2008 at 4:06 PM

    you crack me up. put me on that list...

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  13. just bobOctober 30, 2008 at 4:16 PM

    I know that I'm an untouchable loser, but I am not as pathetic as those people in the photos.

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  14. AnonymousOctober 30, 2008 at 5:13 PM

    All these years and I thought I had to sit down in order to use the computer!! How cool is that!! No more juggling when sitting on the toilet!!

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  15. ReformingGeekOctober 30, 2008 at 5:23 PM

    Hum...I think the pillow/hat would be great for long flying trips in Coach.

    As a geek, I love the laptop thing but wouldn't be caught dead with one.;-)

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  16. steenky beeOctober 30, 2008 at 6:24 PM

    Bawahaha! Um, I love the pillow at the end. I could totally see myself getting one of those. But it comes with a risk. The risk of no nooky.

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  17. Mr. ShifeOctober 30, 2008 at 10:22 PM

    These are definitely straight out of the "Getting No Sex" catalog. I have several theories about the lady with the pillow head but I am going with this one: her lover has a fetish for biting pillows so she is dressed up as his pillow biter. Dare to bite pillows. A dream only a few can accomplish.

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  18. Nanny Goats In PantiesOctober 30, 2008 at 11:54 PM

    That last one looks more like a "Caption This" photo. Uhhh, she's narcoleptic, or whatever that falling asleep disease is and she's protected whenver a NAP ATTACK comes on.

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  19. Needless To SayOctober 31, 2008 at 6:12 AM

    I kind of want the facial flower...hate it when my hair gets in my ramen.

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  20. Anna LeflerOctober 31, 2008 at 6:26 AM

    OMG, this is hilarious! Seriously, WTF? And is that a strap-on pillow?!?!

    Happy Halloween!

    XO

    Anna

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  21. AnonymousOctober 31, 2008 at 9:08 AM

    Snap, I got to get that pillow!
    Going to add it to my Christmas list.

    I tagged you! Go get directions at my blog, sorry - hehehe

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  22. Terpsichore, ConfusiaOctober 31, 2008 at 1:08 PM

    Very funny!
    I love the dude with the computer.
    Seriously, Man, put down the computer and back away slowly!
    -Confusia

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  23. Ashley. Unscripted...October 31, 2008 at 6:39 PM

    Those are great. The iphone fingers are hella creepy.

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  24. Roufa Tav Gosou & Mimi LassNovember 3, 2008 at 8:42 AM

    What is that disease called, where you fall asleep without warning, any time of day? In the middle of action, of walking, eating, working, even while you're getting it?

    Well, such a pillow would protect your head upon falling! (Probably irrelevant if you're literally being laid already. Which you're not, because you're wearing the damn pillow.)

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