tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post6928768484636344866..comments2023-11-03T02:15:38.882-07:00Comments on The Soccer Mom Files: My Vacuum Sucks!!!!Kirstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-23260088703356892232008-11-26T09:28:00.000-08:002008-11-26T09:28:00.000-08:00@dani-As long as you think it's funny! :)@nooter-G...@dani-As long as you think it's funny! :)<BR/><BR/>@nooter-Good idea!<BR/><BR/>@smithjennife-Don't I know it!Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-66715435307985036922008-11-26T09:07:00.000-08:002008-11-26T09:07:00.000-08:00LOL!!! That's too funny!! I hate it when your ap...LOL!!! That's too funny!! I hate it when your appliances start attacking. It's like they're ganging up on you! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-25497017944292225242008-11-26T06:43:00.000-08:002008-11-26T06:43:00.000-08:00oh i can help, heres what you do: wait until its a...oh i can help, heres what you do: wait until its asleep in its den then sneak up on it and chew off its umbilical cord. your human may yell at you but it will safe after that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-58953309268112350702008-11-26T00:18:00.000-08:002008-11-26T00:18:00.000-08:00OMG that's too funny...sorry... :)OMG that's too funny...sorry... :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00851221226545023655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-85366816163341977732008-11-25T20:05:00.000-08:002008-11-25T20:05:00.000-08:00@deb-Very creative use of your vacuum! I like it!@...@deb-Very creative use of your vacuum! I like it!<BR/><BR/>@kitty-Thanks for your honesty!!Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-84268405424563301742008-11-25T17:16:00.000-08:002008-11-25T17:16:00.000-08:00Girl, forget about the vacuum. You need to fire y...Girl, forget about the vacuum. You need to fire your hairdresser, letting you go around looking like that in public. For shame on the entire hair community!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-48537795655972429332008-11-25T16:10:00.000-08:002008-11-25T16:10:00.000-08:00I use my vacuum cleaner to suck up the dog's tail ...I use my vacuum cleaner to suck up the dog's tail when she flees the room at the speed of light when I turn it on. Good thing the beater bar didn't get you.Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02550767558199877208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-44271470334863181302008-11-25T14:47:00.000-08:002008-11-25T14:47:00.000-08:00@queen-You're so right!@JD-I don't even want to kn...@queen-You're so right!<BR/><BR/>@JD-I don't even want to know! :)<BR/><BR/>@reforming-I've never met a vacuum worth the time!Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-12517058267822729292008-11-25T14:41:00.000-08:002008-11-25T14:41:00.000-08:00I have broken more than one vacuum cleaner because...I have broken more than one vacuum cleaner because of the staircase. Fortunately, it hasn't attacked me but there's always a first time. I have never liked any vacuum cleaner I have owned. I've noticed that they are not much into relationships.<BR/><BR/>Must be that kind of day. I'm painting and I just stepped on the cable for the sub-woofer and broke it. Hubby won't be pleased. Oops.ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-32309630781708008682008-11-25T14:32:00.000-08:002008-11-25T14:32:00.000-08:00I can't laugh cause i once pulled a groin muscle w...I can't laugh cause i once pulled a groin muscle washing the dishes ....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-21131290774799559402008-11-25T14:15:00.000-08:002008-11-25T14:15:00.000-08:00I would avoid all appliances at all times. they ar...I would avoid all appliances at all times. they are out to get you.Queen-Size funny bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14134308455271808356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-40844078867870101622008-11-25T13:27:00.000-08:002008-11-25T13:27:00.000-08:00@momma-I never thought about a restraining order! ...@momma-I never thought about a restraining order! Good one.<BR/><BR/>@da old man-Well, I don't do stair anymore. Your wife is a smart woman.<BR/><BR/>@heinous-I didn't hit it back. I go over and over the altercation in my mind and would have done so many things differently!<BR/><BR/>@karen-I used to be so naive. Now, I know about evil.<BR/><BR/>@lee-Please don't vacuum!! Don't follow in my footsteps!Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-69577700762918172002008-11-25T12:55:00.000-08:002008-11-25T12:55:00.000-08:00I also have a piece of shit vacuum and I was plann...I also have a piece of shit vacuum and I was planning on vacuuming the stairs before the Thanksgiving onslaught - I consider your post today as a word of caution because I swear that was bound to happen to me as well!<BR/><BR/>I am in gratitude for the warning...Lee Vandemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04971330113441169156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-65023531209874783632008-11-25T11:54:00.000-08:002008-11-25T11:54:00.000-08:00Stairs are evil. Vacuumes are eviler. Together, ...Stairs are evil. Vacuumes are eviler. Together, they are the JOKER! Or maybe even LEX LUTHOR!!Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01863189624045706074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-43033239575260026532008-11-25T11:23:00.000-08:002008-11-25T11:23:00.000-08:00I hope you hit it back. I mean bullies will back d...I hope you hit it back. I mean bullies will back down if you show a little fortitude. Of course, it could be the stairs. You're screwed then, they outnumber you.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00873541253069090821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-6936989536389872822008-11-25T11:18:00.000-08:002008-11-25T11:18:00.000-08:00You vacuum stairs? Mrs. says no one vacuums stairs...You vacuum stairs? Mrs. says no one vacuums stairs, as gravity will naturally let the dirt fall safely to the floor. I think that's waht she said when I suggested she vacuum the stairs. Either that or putting the vacuum somewhere Mr. Orec and nature never intended.Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-75096011727355442392008-11-25T10:46:00.000-08:002008-11-25T10:46:00.000-08:00I would file domestic abuse charges and maybe a re...I would file domestic abuse charges and maybe a restraining order-Mommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13805122096131509144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-13378003127219394532008-11-25T10:41:00.000-08:002008-11-25T10:41:00.000-08:00@prefers-Don't even start! I won't even go near my...@prefers-Don't even start! I won't even go near my sink now!<BR/><BR/>@just bob-No kidding!<BR/><BR/>@quirky loon-It is a devil!<BR/><BR/>@kickass-Whatever!!! :)Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-27368717955752533672008-11-25T10:26:00.000-08:002008-11-25T10:26:00.000-08:00MY Dyson luvs me and is used only for good.MY Dyson luvs me and is used only for good.Reg and Kyles momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18443373897071730797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-26084710346202905682008-11-25T10:05:00.000-08:002008-11-25T10:05:00.000-08:00Ouch!I'm sure the black-eye will make for some rea...Ouch!<BR/><BR/>I'm sure the black-eye will make for some really nice holiday pics.<BR/><BR/>Let me guess which brand of vac you have....dirt "devil"?<BR/><BR/>I mean it is acting like the spawn of Satan...hence the name!<BR/><BR/>heh hehAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-28693326827114814892008-11-25T10:04:00.000-08:002008-11-25T10:04:00.000-08:00OUCH!!!Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like a shin...<B>OUCH!!!</B><BR/><BR/>Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like a shiner.just bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06686002034670653764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-23418215738674586592008-11-25T09:51:00.000-08:002008-11-25T09:51:00.000-08:00You can't let those appliances get the best of you...You can't let those appliances get the best of you. Watch out for the garbage disposal as well. The thing is always eating my silverware.Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16253518897502046799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-8370487935423798472008-11-25T09:46:00.000-08:002008-11-25T09:46:00.000-08:00@dr zibbs-I'm not sure what you're talking about. ...@dr zibbs-I'm not sure what you're talking about. ;)<BR/><BR/>@scobberlotcher-Thanks for laughing at my pain! :)Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-67059669170787095762008-11-25T09:36:00.000-08:002008-11-25T09:36:00.000-08:00That's just funny, I don't care who you are.That's just funny, I don't care who you are.Karen Harringtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13425141684712829990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-959295750261871186.post-43533391633699798742008-11-25T09:35:00.000-08:002008-11-25T09:35:00.000-08:00..and your husband's fist fell into a door huh?..and your husband's fist fell into a door huh?Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.com