..and many years later as she gave yet another motivational speech, William would wait until the time was right, just right, to exact his revenge on an unsuspecting Goldilocks.
patty the polar bear waited for the chance to show off her 'baby harp seal squares' at the thirty-second annual lady-quilters auxiliary convention and brunch in nome alaska
Mrs. Bear was shocked to learn that the rumors was true. Her husband was indeed showing off his bear ass as the entertainment at the BlogHer convention.
"Harvey, is that you? Boy, you sure have changed," said Mr. Stewart.
ReplyDeleteI'm so beary happy nobody is staring. I guess I've finally figure out how to fit in.
ReplyDeleteThis conference is almost unbearable.
ReplyDelete..and many years later as she gave yet another motivational speech, William would wait until the time was right, just right, to exact his revenge on an unsuspecting Goldilocks.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, Edgar didn't realize until it was too late to sneak out that he was in the wrong meeting.
ReplyDeleteThe police records show that "Excuse me, I think you're in my chair," were Edna's very last words.
ReplyDeletepatty the polar bear waited for the chance to show off her 'baby harp seal squares' at the thirty-second annual lady-quilters auxiliary convention and brunch in nome alaska
ReplyDeletekirsten just tries so hard to fit in, wherever she goes. god bless her!
ReplyDelete"I wonder what Ethel would like as a rug on my floor..."
ReplyDeleteWhat would you do for a Klondike bar?
ReplyDeleteBetty had obviously made a mistake. Instead of the women's workshop on Global Warming, she'd mistakenly stumbled upon the forum on Hot Flashes.
ReplyDeleteIt took Bill a few minutes to come to the realization that he had come to the wrong convention.
ReplyDeleteSylvia was dismayed that no one applauded HER new fur coat.
ReplyDeleteMy first AA meeting...I didn't know what to wear!
ReplyDeleteThe vote to legalize eating baby seals was defeated with only one vote in favor of the measure.
ReplyDeleteUrban sprawl means that creatures normally found in the wild will be seen among humans.
ReplyDeleteWill someone PLEASE turn on the damned air conditioning?!?
ReplyDeleteMrs. Bear was shocked to learn that the rumors was true. Her husband was indeed showing off his bear ass as the entertainment at the BlogHer convention.
ReplyDeleteHey Kirsten,
ReplyDeleteHaven't been around for a while - you just doing caption contests these days? Used to really like yer blog.
Harris
my future wife is going to be a soccer mom, wherever she is lol. still in college, but whatever.
ReplyDeleteI like your site, it's very funny. I have a humor blog as well and I'd like to exchange links with you. We need to spread some traffic around.
Jason
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