In an effort to impress Bubba, who swore that the South would one day rise again, Bobbie Jean cut up a Dixie flag, tied it to her body, and watched proudly as it rose down south. It wasn't until after she posed for the picture did Bubba finally explain that the south he was talking about was not the one below her navel.
clearly this is not kirsten and she is not standing with her cousin/fiance and that is not her wedding dress and this was not the happiest day of her life.
Kirsten is tempting me. Must not mention Kirsten's name with respect to this photo. Put down the coffee and step away from the keyboard. Kirsten's payback is a bitch. Do not think "Kirsten" when looking at cellulite.
Fresh from her successful appearance on Biggest Loser, Bobby Lou was ready to take on all comers for the Miss Backseat Dixie Chick 09 pageant, beginning with Judge #3.
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ReplyDeleteYet more evidence on why the North won the war.
ReplyDeleteDaisy Duke has really let herself go.
ReplyDeleteAfter seeing this photo, Billy Idol quickly revised his song to say, "With a rebel yell..I want less! MUCH LESS!"
ReplyDeleteHands off, she's mine fellers.
ReplyDeleteMaw, meet Bobbie Sue.....Now fetch me some crawdads woman!
ReplyDeleteWez gettin hitched. Paw already gots the gun loaded and everything. Ya'll come now, ya hear.
ReplyDelete"X" doesn't mark the spot.
ReplyDeleteBilly Ray then yelled to Bubba, "Lookie here boy - standing next to mah sisters a makin mah south rise agin!
ReplyDeleteLook away, Look away
ReplyDeleteLook away, Dixieland.
The South was not, as history buffs advocate, fighting for the right to keep slaves; rather, they fought to keep Mary Sue.
ReplyDeleteIn an effort to impress Bubba, who swore that the South would one day rise again, Bobbie Jean cut up a Dixie flag, tied it to her body, and watched proudly as it rose down south. It wasn't until after she posed for the picture did Bubba finally explain that the south he was talking about was not the one below her navel.
ReplyDeleteYou would never guess that these two are from Hoboken, New Jersey.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin had too much of the Alaska winters, so she quit her job and went rogue down in Dixie.
ReplyDeleteclearly this is not kirsten and she is not standing with her cousin/fiance and that is not her wedding dress and this was not the happiest day of her life.
ReplyDeleteBoolean Math: not(nooters_post)
ReplyDeleteProof photo of Ellie Jenkins' new book: "Deep South Muffin Tops"
ReplyDeleteThis year at Thanksgiving, let us remember those who have more of that which they are really not thankful.
ReplyDeleteBubba Joe went to match.com and got what he wanted after entering "Racist Mufffin Top Camel Toe FUPA"
ReplyDeleteWhile it's prey is distracted, the Killer Maxi Pad sneaks up from behind.
ReplyDeleteWinner of the 2009 "Miss Wish I Was Blind In Tennessee" competition
ReplyDeleteKirsten is tempting me. Must not mention Kirsten's name with respect to this photo. Put down the coffee and step away from the keyboard. Kirsten's payback is a bitch. Do not think "Kirsten" when looking at cellulite.
ReplyDeleteThe last thing Bill remembers is Kirsten asking "Does this outfit make my butt look big?"
ReplyDeleteAh hell! I tried! I just couldn't stop myself.
ReplyDeleteAre the bottoms painted on?
ReplyDelete"But you promised I could get liposuction on my other leg before you bought more fishing gear?"
ReplyDeleteSo the day finally comes where I wish that Al Gore had never invented the Internet in the first place.
ReplyDeleteWorst porn site: Chicks With Dixie
ReplyDeleteSadly, Bubba's catch was well over the size limit and he had to throw it back.
ReplyDeleteMoving on from his gig as a back-up dancer for Britney Spears, Kevin introduces his new "Con-Federline" swimwear
ReplyDeleteShe IS the best fish in the sea.....er..lake, 'K?
ReplyDeleteWhat you can't see: She's cracking a coconut with her ass.
ReplyDelete"Oh I wish I wasn't in the land of Dixie..."
ReplyDeleteCould you just take a step back so I can frame this properly...another step back...another step...
ReplyDeleteFresh from her successful appearance on Biggest Loser, Bobby Lou was ready to take on all comers for the Miss Backseat Dixie Chick 09 pageant, beginning with Judge #3.
ReplyDeleteGot Dixie?
ReplyDeleteJimBob was grateful the bet didn't entail anything more than whistling Dixie.
ReplyDeleteJohn was the first blind man to hike the entire Appalachian Trail solo. After five months, he was happy to reach "civilization."
ReplyDeleteLaugh if you must, but I wonder how many of you women would look this good after giving birth to 14 of your cousin's kids.
ReplyDeleteHer stripper stage name is "Dixie Nutcracker"
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The South was not, as history buffs advocate, fighting for the right to keep slaves; rather, they fought to keep Mary Sue.
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