Raymond figured out the one sure fire way not to have to share his beer with Rhonda and Betty. Rhonda was fuming. Betty was laughing but secretly plotting to give Otis a much needed flea dip.
Even though the crafty prostitute left Dave simmering in a dirty hotel bathroom soaking in ice without a kidney or liver or some other important internal organ, he was bound and determined to attend the tailgate party.
The testicle surgery left Lance Armstrong uncomfortable and swollen, fortunately he was able to keep cool and hydrated during the Tour De France at regular pit stops.
Gitmo may have waterboarding. But NASCAR's got waterbeering. That's where 2 ugly women with dogs throw cans of beer at your nuts, while you sit in a cooler of melted ice, for 500 laps.
Oh the shrinkage! The SHRINKAGE!
ReplyDeleteOk. Who took a Schlitz in my ice chest?
ReplyDeleteThats the last time I let Roger put "his stuff" in my cooler.
ReplyDeleteGotta give my sperm every chance ....
ReplyDeleteUm, no. I don't want a beer now, thanks.
ReplyDeleteEnrollment in the University of Florida dropped 30% the week this picture hit the net.
ReplyDeleteRay had never been in a "real" bathtub before.
ReplyDeleteGeorge was on his own until he learned not to pee in the pool.
ReplyDeleteJimbo put his ingenious plan, to recieve a free accidental handjob, into action.
ReplyDeleteRaymond figured out the one sure fire way not to have to share his beer with Rhonda and Betty. Rhonda was fuming. Betty was laughing but secretly plotting to give Otis a much needed flea dip.
ReplyDeleteThe line outside Walmart's first 'job fair.'
ReplyDeleteOnce again, more evidence as to why the North won the war.
ReplyDeleteNote to redneck: It's only called a "teabag" because it looks like one. Not so you can soak it in the ice chest to make tea.
ReplyDeleteHey y'all, after this tailgate ya wanna dry off with me on my grill? It will be fun, I just don't like hot "dogs" though.
ReplyDeleteRoy passed up the offer to sit next to the hot ladies in an attempt to maintain his cool guy image.
ReplyDeleteEven though the crafty prostitute left Dave simmering in a dirty hotel bathroom soaking in ice without a kidney or liver or some other important internal organ, he was bound and determined to attend the tailgate party.
ReplyDeleteThe testicle surgery left Lance Armstrong uncomfortable and swollen, fortunately he was able to keep cool and hydrated during the Tour De France at regular pit stops.
ReplyDeleteGitmo may have waterboarding. But NASCAR's got waterbeering. That's where 2 ugly women with dogs throw cans of beer at your nuts, while you sit in a cooler of melted ice, for 500 laps.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the post, pretty worthwhile info.
ReplyDelete@Moooooog35
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