"Uh, sweetheart? Remember that time, about 10 years ago when you took that business trip and I called you almost every night to tell you I missed you? Well, that one night I didn't call..."
Behind his cheesy smile, Mr. Flannigan bemoaned the harsh reality that half of these kids were not his. But her family has money, so what the hell if she diddles the butler?
"ya know Dick, if you would just get me a bigger washing machine maybe I'd be able to have everything clean in time!"....but we all thank you for bringing home the vodka!
I can't wait to hear some creative captions for this pic!
Kirsten couldn't put her finger on it, but something made her feel that she was adopted.
ReplyDelete"Uh, sweetheart? Remember that time, about 10 years ago when you took that business trip and I called you almost every night to tell you I missed you? Well, that one night I didn't call..."
ReplyDeleteEven at an early age, Tina Yothers' parents knew she was going to be a handful, despite her family ties.
ReplyDelete"Yes, of course we'll take Earl. He'll be fine after a bit of learnin'."
ReplyDeleteWe are family. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
ReplyDeleteOh come on. Please smile for the camera?
After his parents believed that they could re-create the Von Trapp family, Axl Rose had a different perspective on the "Sound of Music".
ReplyDeleteSurprising few people know about Madonna's early beginnings. The Ciccone Family singers.
ReplyDelete"One of these things is not like the other...one of these things just doesn't belong..."
ReplyDeleteIt was right about then that dad really started reconsidering the vasectomy.
ReplyDelete(Where do you find these things??)
ReplyDeleteBehind his cheesy smile, Mr. Flannigan bemoaned the harsh reality that half of these kids were not his. But her family has money, so what the hell if she diddles the butler?
ReplyDeleteThe Old Silly
Yes, I did get a bad batch of Viagra once. Why do you ask.
ReplyDelete"dress up in your halloween costume" his brothers said. "we'll all do it for the family portrait" they said.
ReplyDeletea young ashton kutcher vowed that day to never get punk'd again.
"ya know Dick, if you would just get me a bigger washing machine maybe I'd be able to have everything clean in time!"....but we all thank you for bringing home the vodka!
ReplyDeleteThe punk is real. Everyone else was Photoshopped into the shot.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Waldo?
ReplyDeletePreston was not allowed to stand near his brothers in the family portrait for fear his latent defiant tendencies might rub off.
ReplyDelete"Dad says I'm unworthy of a suit and tie until I get a bowl cut like my other brothers."
ReplyDelete"Born to live, live to ride"
ReplyDeleteSince the twins were born, Zac felt the need to stand out.
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