The Brewster Clan. 1st row - Tommy, Grandpa. 2nd row - Tommy Jr., Billy
Tommy Sr. (speaking through clenched teeth): Now you boys smile dammit! And don't y'all say nothin' bout yer Maw. Stop yer whimpering Billy! How did I know Grandpa here was gonna sic Brutus on yer Maw...and on the day we were gittin' our family pitcher taken.
Come on down to "Deliverance Clothing" where all boys pants are 50% off! Get a free opossum with every purchase of any two boys under 8! I'll bet you can squeal like a pig over our prices! Weeeeeeeee!
It was not until many years later that the boys finally discovered why mommy slept upside down.
ReplyDeleteShit like this is why I don't visit the south.
ReplyDelete"BoDean and Larry's Wedding Day Picture"
ReplyDelete"It's Dollyworld or bust!"
"We like to party. The tractor bus is coming." (Six Flags Man theme song)
"All you boys togetha. It just don't git better dan dis, does it?"
ReplyDeleteThat's a Potentially Gay Hillbilly Couple with Two Children Left Behind and a Pet Possum 1, Darwin 0.
ReplyDeleteDNA proved that Jimmy Joe and Billy Bob were NOT Cletus and Buford's offspring. But it didn't rule out the possum's.
ReplyDelete"Real America," according to Fox Prolefeed and droogs.
ReplyDeleteBud: Hey Bubba, I likes yer genitalia.
ReplyDeleteBud: Easy, Bubba, you knows I won't fly no Italian airline.
Let's try this again:
ReplyDeleteBud: Hey Bubba I likes your genitalia.
Bubba: Easy, Bud, you knows I won't fly no Italian airline.
Cleetus and the boys were crest-fallen when Betty-Sue ran off. Said Cleetus, "I'm so miserable without her it's like she's still here.
ReplyDeleteFor years, people believed that dog was man's best friend, until one day Uncle Billy opened my eyes....
ReplyDeleteIs that supposed to be a funny picture? Looks like a normal family to me. What's wrong...possum (and no it's not o')got your tongue?
ReplyDeleteThis here story's called Billy and Jimmy's done got two daddies and a possum momma.
ReplyDeleteThe only one in this picture who hasn't done time in prison is the kid in the orange vest. He's on probation.
ReplyDeleteThe Brewster Clan.
ReplyDelete1st row - Tommy, Grandpa.
2nd row - Tommy Jr., Billy
Tommy Sr. (speaking through clenched teeth): Now you boys smile dammit! And don't y'all say nothin' bout yer Maw. Stop yer whimpering Billy! How did I know Grandpa here was gonna sic Brutus on yer Maw...and on the day we were gittin' our family pitcher taken.
Grandpa: Shush you moron or yer next.
I'm sorry but that picture just makes my skin crawl
ReplyDeleteHow'd you get that picture of my ex-inlaws?
ReplyDelete4 Boys, 1 possum, 5 cups.
ReplyDeleteIf your family portrait involves any critters, you might be a Redneck.
ReplyDeleteDue to an unfortunate still accident, Kalie Mae couldn't appear for her family portrait. A reasonable facsimile was found.
ReplyDeleteI married a girl named Virgina. Virgina Opossum. Raised the boys in her pouch until they were three.
ReplyDeleteoh, dear. What comes to mind for me isn't funny at all. lol. "Fred and Hank picked their targets and posed for the picture..."
ReplyDeleteCome on down to "Deliverance Clothing" where all boys pants are 50% off! Get a free opossum with every purchase of any two boys under 8! I'll bet you can squeal like a pig over our prices! Weeeeeeeee!
ReplyDelete(I'm going to hell over that last one.)
ReplyDeleteTwo men. Two boys. One Virgina opossum. 4 gerbils.
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