6/10/2009

It's Time to Win Something Great!

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43 comments:

  1. ReformingGeekJune 10, 2009 at 6:03 AM

    "OK class, after only a few weeks of training, you will be able to paint authentic skeletons just like this one."

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  2. NooterJune 10, 2009 at 6:45 AM

    "does this outfit make my butt look fat?"

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  3. Moooooog35June 10, 2009 at 6:54 AM

    Great...now I want ribs.

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  4. Moooooog35June 10, 2009 at 6:55 AM

    This year's winner of "Miss Ethiopia" was a knockout.

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  5. Moooooog35June 10, 2009 at 6:55 AM

    Just before they have sex, most of her men make a wish.

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  6. AnonymousJune 10, 2009 at 7:00 AM

    "Oh think twice, it's just another day in skinny bitch paradise."

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  7. Bill's BayouJune 10, 2009 at 7:57 AM

    Iman and Skeletor's love-child.

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  8. Bill's BayouJune 10, 2009 at 7:59 AM

    I'd inflate her, but I'm afraid to find out where the valve is.

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  9. Bill's BayouJune 10, 2009 at 8:00 AM

    When she rubs her legs together, crickets rip out their own ears.

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  10. Bill's BayouJune 10, 2009 at 8:02 AM

    Because if she looked directly AT the photographer, she's suck out his soul.

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  11. Bill's BayouJune 10, 2009 at 8:03 AM

    Linsay Lohan would tap that.

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  12. Moooooog35June 10, 2009 at 8:14 AM

    A sneak peek at what Barack Obama looks like before he puts the black suit on.

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  13. HaleyJune 10, 2009 at 9:22 AM

    Photo shoot for the new, "Recessions" Calendar.

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  14. AoEJune 10, 2009 at 10:42 AM

    Fragile: Use caution upon entry

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  15. PhilipDyerJune 10, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    Supermodel Rochelle was fired shortly after this shoot for being too fat.

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  16. PhilipDyerJune 10, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    Her body was in remarkably good condition considering she'd been interred for over a year.

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  17. Joel KlebanoffJune 10, 2009 at 12:37 PM

    Just fifty calories away from disappearing completely.

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  18. PhilipDyerJune 10, 2009 at 12:37 PM

    The photographer had to shoot her straight on because when she turned sideways, she kept disappearing.

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  19. PhilipDyerJune 10, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    "Okay, stop struggling, Jeannie. Can someone please lift the model's hand and put it on her knee?"

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  20. Bill's BayouJune 10, 2009 at 1:23 PM

    Sing along!

    The foot bone's connected to the shin bone,
    The shin bone's connected to the knee bone,
    The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone,
    The thigh bone's connected to the
    DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?! MY EYES!!! OH LORD MY EYES!!!!!!

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  21. Bill's BayouJune 10, 2009 at 1:24 PM

    She calls it a belt. I call it a watch band.

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  22. Bill's BayouJune 10, 2009 at 1:41 PM

    When she farts, you hear wind chimes.

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  23. nonamedufusJune 10, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    When Gloria asked me about skinny-dipping I didn't realize what she had in mind.

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  24. nonamedufusJune 10, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    Now smile and waif at the camera.

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  25. nonamedufusJune 10, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    Where's the nearest toilet? I need to throw up mu lunch.

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  26. ChrisJune 10, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    Can I put more than one entry on one comment form? Hope so:

    Sheila went to the Blood Bank and forgot to say "when".

    After being buried in the back yard by trusty dog Tyra, supermodel Vivienne put herself back together nicely.

    The world's first human to be lighter than her own shadow.

    When we said her talents are one-dimensional, we were being literal.

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  27. Moooooog35June 10, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    Kirstey Alley takes her final try with Jenny Craig a bit too far.

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  28. Me-Me KingJune 10, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

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  29. nipsyJune 10, 2009 at 6:12 PM

    Oprah figured if Michael Jackson could do it, so could she.

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  30. The MotherJune 10, 2009 at 6:44 PM

    Dr. Frankenstein had had excellent success at reviving corpses, but he had yet to figure out how to make them look HUMAN.

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  31. DouglasDyerJune 10, 2009 at 7:13 PM

    "Hey Mary Kate, check out Fatty McHuge over there."

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  32. PhilipDyerJune 10, 2009 at 11:52 PM

    Heh heh... "Fatty McHuge." :-)

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  33. Moooooog35June 11, 2009 at 4:59 AM

    ..and the boys all called her "Rice Krispie," because banging her made her go 'snap,' 'crackle' and 'pop.'

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  34. Bill's BayouJune 11, 2009 at 8:31 AM

    Hey Ted! Grab an ankle and we'll make a wish.

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  35. Bill's BayouJune 11, 2009 at 8:34 AM

    I can has cheezeburger. Then I throw it up.

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  36. Bill's BayouJune 11, 2009 at 9:02 AM

    Bobby lost his Boy Scouts "Fire Safety" merit badge when he started a campfire by rubbing his mother's legs together.

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  37. Bill's BayouJune 11, 2009 at 9:05 AM

    She's not skinny. She's just tall for her weight.

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  38. kerrieJune 11, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    For real? Where did you find that mess? Bones R Us?

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  39. Chaotically CalmJune 11, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    Come on sweetie give me your best I'm hungry look.

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  40. FunnyrunnerJune 11, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    Can a girl get a fucking hamburger around here? Huh?

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  41. LolaJune 11, 2009 at 11:53 PM

    Karen Carpenter, the thin years.

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  42. muebles en valenciaNovember 27, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    What namely you're saying is a terrible blunder.

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  43. AnonymousDecember 12, 2012 at 6:59 AM

    @Moooooog35

    Do you believe in the fucking bull shit you want to believe? You like censorship? You are a fucking moron for saying that.

    Let's continue our little discussion here:

    https://www.facebook.com/MAKEITTEN

    I'll show you the meaning of censorship retard!

    PS - FUCK THE HARD ROCK CAFE for their anti Coyote propaganda!!!

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