5/05/2009

Cinco de Mayo Celebration!



Happy Cinco De Mayo to all my little Mexican friends! This might seem weird, but I'm going to celebrate by wearing a festive, non offensive outfit all day.



The kids so enjoyed getting dropped off at school today. The tears of joy were so touching!

I also want to teach my daughter to appreciate all races of people, so, for Cinco De Mayo, I am having a mother/daughter slumber party.



The only problem I have is picking only one favorite Mexican!

I just wanted address one woman by the name of Maria.


Oh, come on Maria!!! Don't be so angry. Everyone loves a good Mexican joke!

For example, what is this?




It's a Mexican Navy Seal! ...rim shot...

This one speaks for itself...




Oh, come on Maria!! You know you laughed!

Wait a minute!!



Maybe you're right after all, Maria. No more Mexican jokes for me.

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