Laying on your side in bed and shaving a giant vertical ass on your cheating husband's back while he sleeps is so much better if you understand the concepts of angles and stuff.
I want you I need you But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna shave you. Now don't be sad cause your hairy back ain't so bad. Don't be sad I went ahead and shaved a number three on your back!
John Boy was a little worried. Not only had his hair transplant gone wrong but he then found to his dismay that he was sat next to Michael Bolton. Hadn't his Mother told him that bad luck always came in 3's.
Tanya's matching vagina shave to symbolize her and Dave's favorite NASCAR driver's number, 23, was such a hit that they received a free season pass.
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Laying on your side in bed and shaving a giant vertical ass on your cheating husband's back while he sleeps is so much better if you understand the concepts of angles and stuff.
ReplyDeleteRight near Dave's big hairy crack is the word "Some", which seems a lot less witty when he's sitting down in a chair.
ReplyDeleteTagging a Big Foot is so common these days.
ReplyDeleteI want you
ReplyDeleteI need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna shave you.
Now don't be sad cause your hairy back ain't so bad.
Don't be sad I went ahead and shaved a number three on your back!
(Inspired by Meatloaf's song)
The aliens soon gave up on the crop circle idea because they were too busy throwing up in their mouths.
ReplyDelete...This is how he keeps track of months..once they get into the double digits his wife starts as well.. ;)
ReplyDeleteHey that's the first time I have ever seen crop circling by aliens on a human being.
ReplyDeleteBill had to show #3 on his back because when he tried it on his chest, he cut his nipple off and had to go to the emergency room.
ReplyDeleteAs long as we continue to honor Dale Earnhart in our hearts an in our backhair his memory will live on.
ReplyDeleteEventually Bobby and his wife split over his constant bragging about his IQ.
ReplyDeleteJerry was proud that he didn't have to harvest hair plugs from the back of his head like everyone else.
ReplyDeleteTough completely illiterate, Jim Bob did manage to tribute his third wife.
ReplyDeleteMickey Rourke and Larry the Cable Guy display how many times they've, "done it"
ReplyDeleteBobby Joe always liked to taunt the crowd by bragging about how many teeth he still had.
ReplyDeleteDennis decided to displaye for the crowd just how many bottles of Jack Daniel's it takes for him to sleep with his wife.
ReplyDeletetaking white trash to a whole new level
ReplyDeleteWe dun ran out of cardboard, but I wanted to have a sign ready if they turned da cameras on us.
ReplyDeleteJohn soon regretted his decision to put wax on his wife's boobs and then let her lay across his back.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a kid, School House Rock taught me that '3 Was a Magic Number.'
ReplyDeleteNow, I finally understand...as all this vomit came from absolutely nowhere.
Shit like this is why I'd rather watch golf.
ReplyDeleteLou was proud of his accomplishment of finally figuring out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
ReplyDelete"Car go VROOM! Me like! Me like!"
ReplyDelete"Wait til she takes off her shirt to reveal her number of choice."
ReplyDeletebut I must say that "God's" comment of it shaven down there...HYSTERICAL.
"How'm I goan r'member my seat number?"
ReplyDeleteThe Redneck luxury suite.
ReplyDeleteJimmy was actually supposed to be the "E" of his group, but he had trouble figuring out how mirrors work.
ReplyDeleteWhen he lies down sideways, this is actually just the first letter of his Mother's Day present.
ReplyDeleteIf you hold up a mirror to this couple and the 3 guys to their right, they spell out "Kyle Busch."
ReplyDelete"Those NASCAR t-shirts are pricey. I just saved myself 45 bucks!"
ReplyDeleteJohn Boy was a little worried. Not only had his hair transplant gone wrong but he then found to his dismay that he was sat next to Michael Bolton. Hadn't his Mother told him that bad luck always came in 3's.
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ReplyDeleteCathy and Fred are the unluckiest couple. Actually Cathy has a "1" shaved on her back. She's just kind of shy at public events.
ReplyDeleteScrap my last it's crap. How about -
ReplyDeleteThe finalists of Frances' next top model enjoy a day at the races.
Jack has never quite recovered from his status as a triplet, when his mother painted his back with mercurochrome so she could tell them all apart.
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