4/23/2009

If You Get Caught in the Rain, Let It Be a Gay Neighborhood

Welcome to part two of my money saving tips! I will share just a couple so as not to put you to sleep.

1)Don't you hate it when you go to a petting zoo and they try to rip you off by trying to make you shell out another 50 cents for some feed? I know I do, so I have come up with a free alternative.



Why not use your child? Or better yet, someone else's child.

2)Never buy an umbrella! If you get caught out in the rain, go to the nearest store, library, hotel, whatever is there, and go to the lost and found. Say you lost a black umbrella and there you have it! A free umbrella. Please know that the stylishness of said umbrella will be directly proportionate to the gayness of the neighborhood.

3)Why not visit your friends' houses at dinner time? Nine out of ten times you will end up with a free meal!

Can you imagine how much money you would have if you save on the occasional dinner, umbrellas and petting zoo food?

You're welcome!!

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85 comments:

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    Wow! What great tips! I especially love #2, and the proportion aspect of the umbrella vs gayness. Very important.

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  2. DouglasDyerApril 23, 2009 at 6:08 AM

    Wow. Sometimes the best ideas are staring you right in the face and you just don't see them. You're the greatest.

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  3. ReformingGeekApril 23, 2009 at 6:10 AM

    What else are kids good for?

    I love it.

    Lost and Found is a great tool. Go to any gym if you need tooth paste or deodorant. As long as you don't mind a few stray hairs....

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  4. ShawnApril 23, 2009 at 6:18 AM

    I've never owned an umbrella. I often wish I had one, but it's the kind of thing you never think about when it's not raining.

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    what happens when you run out of kids can you hang the husbands into the lions cage?

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  6. AnonymousApril 23, 2009 at 7:35 AM

    Brilliant! I'm totally gonna use that umbrella trick.

    AND...you just inspired me.

    Kid need a new coat or jacket? Just go to the school's lost and found!

    Oh and they have lunch boxes, backpacks, etc.

    Oh, this is a good one! Thanks GF!

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  7. Chaotically CalmApril 23, 2009 at 8:12 AM

    Kids serve so many purposes....and you're so right about the friends house I retured a coat (after hording it most of the winter) last night right in time to enjoy breakfast for dinner nite.

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  8. NessaApril 23, 2009 at 10:24 AM

    hahaha, thanks!

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  9. feefifotoApril 23, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    The umbrella is a great idea. Actually, I occasionally window shop at the lost and found at my daughter's school. North Face, anyone?

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    I like the umbrella one although it rains so infrequently that we're usually in our cars.

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    Can I come over for dinner?

    Oh and Michael Jackson hanging his kid over a hotel balcony has nothing on that dude in the photo with the kid hanging over to feed a racoon.

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