4/15/2009

Caption This Wednesday!


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27 comments:

  1. Granny AnnieApril 15, 2009 at 4:31 AM

    "There but by the grace of God go I."

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  2. DouglasDyerApril 15, 2009 at 6:06 AM

    "Have you seen my husband? He was wearing a white tank top."

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  3. Moooooog35April 15, 2009 at 6:08 AM

    I suppose that explains where all the donuts went.

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  4. ReformingGeekApril 15, 2009 at 6:13 AM

    "I know you like me big but I don't feel I have balance in my life. Maybe if I get pregnant.."

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  5. Moooooog35April 15, 2009 at 6:22 AM

    Shawanda thinks that maybe, just maybe, she could have gone a little smaller on the ass implants.

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  6. Moooooog35April 15, 2009 at 6:23 AM

    If you listen closely, you can hear the toilet whimpering.

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  7. NicoleApril 15, 2009 at 6:39 AM

    Hahahahaha!!! moooooog35 is my fav!

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  8. Kate P.April 15, 2009 at 6:42 AM

    Thats what I call

    "Junk in the Trunk"

    My favorite is:"Have you seen my husband? He was wearing a white tank top."

    HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! too funny

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  9. Kelly AnnApril 15, 2009 at 6:44 AM

    "Do these jeans make my butt look big?" Good!

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  10. AnonymousApril 15, 2009 at 8:15 AM

    "Baby, you seen my butt paste anywhere?"

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  11. ShawnApril 15, 2009 at 9:12 AM

    Red beans and rice didn't miss her.

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  12. MarissaApril 15, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    Just a little water retention. By next week I'll be back in my Size 2's.

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  13. Me-Me KingApril 15, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    Baby got back.....and a whale tail to boot.

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  14. NooterApril 15, 2009 at 10:42 AM

    one rhino said to the other: "help! get us out of here"

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  15. nonamedufusApril 15, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    Does this ass make my thong look fat?

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  16. nonamedufusApril 15, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    Ayeesha had the dubious distinction of being the inspiration for the "Yo Mamma's So Fat" jokes.

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  17. Heather CherryApril 15, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    Most people go to the bathroom to floss their TEETH.

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  18. Queen-Size funny boneApril 15, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    you gotta license plate for that thing?

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  19. Queen-Size funny boneApril 15, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    you gotta license plate for that thing?

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  20. MichaelApril 15, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    Dammit! I can't let go of this sink or I'll fall on my asses.

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  21. LolaApril 15, 2009 at 10:12 PM

    Keisha never knew she was the inspiration for Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back".

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  22. Chaotically CalmApril 16, 2009 at 4:45 AM

    The prehistoric term is rhinotitusassilicious, in moderms terms it's just a giant fat ass!


    Ah we've finally found the weapons of mass destruction.

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  23. I Hate CommercialsApril 16, 2009 at 6:17 AM

    "Mom can I come out of here now?"

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  24. rubbishApril 16, 2009 at 8:39 AM

    Hi love, any chance of taking me down the scrap yard to weigh myself?


    Disclaimer. Not sure if you have scrap yards in America but in the UK they have weigh bridges that you drive onto to weigh steel etc. in tonnes.

    Not so funny now I've had to explain it!!!

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  25. Blonde GoddessApril 16, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    Latisha finally had to resort to butt flossing after her failed attempts to wash her ass crack in the shower.

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  26. EntrePodApril 16, 2009 at 1:20 PM

    this is from Youknowudeadazzwrong

    I read it weekly.

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  27. AnonymousApril 16, 2009 at 8:38 PM

    Does this thong make my ass look big???

    LOL!!! And the sad thing is that she's thinking she's looking FINE!!!

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