3/19/2009

Deep Thought of the Day

I love Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts. I thought I would make you laugh with a couple today. BTW, if you don't laugh, then get out because you don't have my sense of humor. Here's one:
"The face of a baby says it all.
Especially the mouth part."
Here's another one. You're welcome. Now take on the day!

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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 19, 2009 at 9:17 AM

    I love Jack Handey.

    His thoughts are often my thoughts too.

    lol

    And boy howdy...those deep thoughts you have us today...are so true. (especially the baby one!)

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  2. AnonymousMarch 19, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    I once completely embarrassed myself in the bookstore (ok, more than once, but stay with me) by reading a Jack Handey book. It went from polite chuckling to can't catch my breath to tears streaming down my face to that ugly, uncontrollable snorty laughter that brings a stern look from management.(And full revoking of my Barnes n Noble discount card).

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  3. UnknownMarch 19, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    He rocks !!!!
    Love the thoughts..too bad I can't have any myself !!

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  4. AnonymousMarch 19, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    I love his sayings. Very funny!

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  5. rubbishMarch 19, 2009 at 4:23 PM

    Guess you know what I normally think of when I tell you I thought this post was titled "deep throat of the day".
    When am I going to win one these caption contests?

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  6. DwaconMarch 19, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    Hi-larious.

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  7. AnonymousMarch 19, 2009 at 9:46 PM

    I laughed. I get to stay. Yay!

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  8. AnonymousMarch 20, 2009 at 8:58 AM

    He reminds me of me, but funnier.

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  9. UnknownMarch 20, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    Ah, I loved those!

    They'd made some Deep Thoughts greeting cards there for a while, so everybody I knew got one. They looked so beautifully sensitive... until you opened them.

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  10. JeffMarch 30, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    If you like his "Deep Thoughts" you should check out his articles at The New Yorker magazine. Here are two great ones:

    This is no game

    What I'd say to the Martians

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