(because, you know, it's a scene from "Disney's The Kid" and that's a quote from... ah hell, that flew over your head like a low flying red airplane (because, you know, it's a reference to "Disney's The Kid" and I'm making references to references in parenthetical parenthetical phrases (no, don't ask, I don't have any aspirin for you, but I do have three closing parentheses)))
Just give me the damn pacifier, and we'll pretend nothing ever happened.
ReplyDelete"Redrum, redrum, Reeeeedruuum!"
ReplyDeleteGreg knew then that having a piano keyboard implanted in his chest was a bad idea.
ReplyDelete"I think this is what the babysitter was doing to Daddy last Saturday afternoon."
ReplyDeleteI don't know what I would say for a caption on this one. But it doesn't look good!
ReplyDeletethe following day jack bauer had to pull his son out of the public school system because all the other children were becoming afraid of him.
ReplyDeleteIt was the ultimate playground scam, let him think he's winning whilst our accomplice sneaks up behind him with a shank.
ReplyDeleteRalphie had about all he could stand out of Scut Farkas...
ReplyDeleteScut was just lucky the Red Ryder BB gun was left at home today.
"Soccer Mom is the best. Say it beotch. Say it!!!"
ReplyDelete"Give me your cocktail. Fruit!"
ReplyDelete"If i beat you up,i get another red badge for my cardigan.."
ReplyDelete"You told me bowl cuts were cool, you bastard!"
ReplyDelete"Milk coming out of nose is NOT funny."
ReplyDeleteGet off him, Mikey! It's our turn to ride!
ReplyDeleteFred "The Sled" gives another $1 ride around the schoolyard.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure I'm going to get pregnant like this?
ReplyDelete"Unlicensed Schoolyard Chiropracty" on the next Geraldo.
ReplyDelete"Gimme that quarter you swallowed yesterday!"
ReplyDelete"Bounce on my belly some more and I'll shoot it through that blue flag on the wall!"
The power of Christ compels you!
ReplyDeleteThe power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
And if the Heimlich Maneuver doesn't work, just sit on 'em, bounce a few times. That'll do the trick!
ReplyDeleteI thought the red jackets were supposed to LOSE!
ReplyDeleteOR
Revenge of the nerds... Kindergarten style.
Kid on top: "Here comes the teachers ... 1,2,3 ... 1,2,3 .... that's how you give CPR buddy just in case you need to save a life or something"
ReplyDeleteKid at the bottom: "..U..Un...Uncle".
Ez of Barako Brew
Justice.
ReplyDelete"Aww, somebody call the waahmbulance!"
ReplyDelete(because, you know, it's a scene from "Disney's The Kid" and that's a quote from... ah hell, that flew over your head like a low flying red airplane (because, you know, it's a reference to "Disney's The Kid" and I'm making references to references in parenthetical parenthetical phrases (no, don't ask, I don't have any aspirin for you, but I do have three closing parentheses)))
"boobie squeeze"
ReplyDeleteI do NOT look like Danny Bonaduce!
ReplyDeleteTAKE IT BACK!
Tase him Bro, Tase him!
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